Crankshaft Comics Quotes

#1. It was a bit of fun. But of course like anything that starts as a joke, people started to take it all seriously!

Steven Wilson

#2. When someone is fearless, when pain isn't a factor, it's impossible to break his spirit.

Chuck Liddell

#3. I'm not rewarding unrequested, lazy singers with their aggressive pudding demands.

Jenny Lawson

#4. I remember seeing a photograph of myself en pointe with my hand over my head and the other hand turned in under my breast curtseying. I took dance lessons at Miss Debbie's Dance Studio, and she put this picture of me in the storefront window. I was so unbelievably humiliated by the sight of myself.

Lisa Yuskavage

#5. If you come from money and you become an addict, you go to the Betty Ford Clinic, you get treatment. If you're living on the street and you're an addict, it's much harder to find your way out.

Jess Walter

#6. Too often we judge people based on our own backgrounds and experiences, but when you understand people's stories, it's easier to understand their demeanor.

Joel Osteen

#7. You must manage yourself before you can lead someone else.

Zig Ziglar

#8. For some reason we human beings seem to learn best how to love when we're a bit broken, when our plans fall apart, when our myths of our self-sufficiency and goodness and safety are shattered.

Kathleen Norris

#9. How are children supposed to learn to act like adults, when so much of what they see on television shows adults acting like children?

Thomas Sowell