Crankier Than Sayings

#1. Wow, you're never allowed to sleep late again. You're crankier than a fat guy in stilettos.

Maggie Stiefvater

#2. In a seperate cloth pouch I found little bottles of shampoo and soap and a toothbrush and the like,as well as a tiny brown glass vial of perfumed oil. It smelled of violets and chocolate.
Yeah,like I needed the zombies to find me any more delicious.That'd be like a cow wearing eau de gravy.

Lia Habel

#3. A gate to nature is a gate to heaven!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#4. It all comes down to this: when you recognise your loneliness in another person, when you see desperation so familiar to yours written across someone else, you can't just let them leave.

Chloe Rattray

#5. Do I love the road? Honestly? No - but it's how I earn my living. I also don't have the blues, like it's some kind of fever. The blues is my job. It's what I do.

B.B. King

#6. When the green woods laugh with the voice of joy, And the dimpling stream runs laughing by; When the air does laugh with our merry wit, And the green hill laughs with the noise of it.

George Gordon Byron

#7. I've gotten crankier in my old age.

Shirley Maclaine

#8. American business has just forgotten the importance of selling.

Barry Goldwater

#9. This weekend President Obama attended the annual Gridiron Club Dinner, and during his speech he joked that he is getting older and crankier. Which explains why he announced he no longer supports President Obama.

Jimmy Fallon

#10. To theology, ... only what it holds sacred is true, whereas to philosophy, only what holds true is sacred.

Ludwig Feuerbach

#11. Without a doubt, the most ingenious plan I could ever hope to devise would be to trade my plans for God's.

Craig D. Lounsbrough

#12. She inhaled his delicious male scent again. "Why do you smell so good?"
"This." He held up a small bottle. Eau de biker.
"Fuck. I knew it," she whispered.

Cari Silverwood

#13. The fact that millions of people take part in a delusion doesn't make it sane.

Erich Fromm

#14. When the armorer opened the door, the blast of hot air that came through made Ned feel as though he were walking into a dragon's mouth. Inside, a forge blazed in each corner,

George R R Martin

#15. Above all else, I had learned the one thing every person has to learn to make it through life: the only person you can truly count on is yourself.

C.J. Roberts

#16. If you aren't embarrassed by the first version of your product, you shipped too late.

Reid Hoffman