Crankier Than A Quotes

#1. Wow, you're never allowed to sleep late again. You're crankier than a fat guy in stilettos.

Maggie Stiefvater

#2. It wasn't about Larry Holmes, if I would have fought a brother I wouldn't have gotten the money I got. Give me 10 black guys and I make eight dollars. Give me Gerry Cooney and I make $10 million.

Larry Holmes

#3. Ultimately, the idea of acting is to understand the people you're playing, and then where they're coming from is not so mystifying. You've got to detox a bit after, though.

Joseph Mawle

#4. I've gotten crankier in my old age.

Shirley Maclaine

#5. This weekend President Obama attended the annual Gridiron Club Dinner, and during his speech he joked that he is getting older and crankier. Which explains why he announced he no longer supports President Obama.

Jimmy Fallon

#6. I'm optimistic yet disillusioned, hopeful yet frustrated.

Eddie Vedder

#7. Somebody got to think for women and chillun and cows. I god, they sho don't think none theirselves ... When Ah see one thing Ah understands ten. You see ten things and don't understand one.

Zora Neale Hurston

#8. There is nothing so uncertain as a sure thing.

Scotty Bowman

#9. Always be working on at least one thing you'd be jealous of.

Damon Suede