Craig Seganti Quotes

#1. So how's the putrid pile of caca doing?

Kate Carlisle

#2. Handguns are a public-health problem.

Josh Sugarmann

#3. The unexamined life is not worth living. But if all you're doing is examining, then you're not living!

Adam Leipzig

#4. In pitch dark I go walkin' in your landscape Broken branches trip me as I speak Just 'cause you feel it doesn't mean it's there We are accidents waiting Waiting to happen

Thom Yorke

#5. I'm very unorganized.

Taylor Momsen

#6. Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show.

Amy Sedaris

#7. There's a time to talk and a time for silence.

Jeffrey Eugenides

#8. White fragility! White people are so sensitive about race and racial conversations. I feel like I'm always walking on eggshells when I'm around white people.

Margaret Cho

#9. Then my abuelita booms out words, loud and clear. She always says the words should be round as dimes and as wild as blossoms blooming.

Tony Johnston

#10. Hah! How does that work for you, you authoritarian oafs!" Hessler yelled. "Think of that next time you trifle with someone who makes his living understanding the fundamental forces of the universe!

Patrick Weekes

#11. No matter what Hitler said, he spoke with a fine feeling for the particular circle which he addressed ... He was a great psychologist.

Wilhelm Keitel

#12. It seems then that it is not the excellence of any two things (or more) in themselves, but those two things as viewed by the light of each other, that makes beauty.

Gerard Manley Hopkins

#13. If Darwin had seen in life what Dostoevsky saw, he would not have talked of the law of the preservation of species, but of its destruction.

Lev Shestov

#14. He laid himself down on top of her, careful not to put too much weight on her. Her hands played in his hair. "I'm yours completely."
She laughed. "I somehow doubt that."
And she would be wrong.

-Nykyrian & Kiara

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#15. That voice was happy to throw a virtual catalogue of prior lapses in good judgment back in my face, as if it thought I needed reminding.

Tara Ellison