Top 19 Crabgrass Quotes
#1. Stupidity is a tough, fecund thing, like crabgrass.
Stan Goff
#2. Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
Robert Orben
#3. Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.
Dave Barry
#4. The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
P. J. O'Rourke
#5. Crabgrass is aptly descriptive of this hated weed, for it does scuttle quickly through a lawn.
Allen Lacy
#6. A properly functioning free market system does not spring spontaneously from society's soil as crabgrass springs from suburban lawns. Rather, it is a complex creation of laws and mores ... Capitalism is a government program.
George Will
#7. Lie down and listen to the crabgrass grow The faucet leak, and learn to leave them so.
Marya Mannes
#8. All of the plants that we do not consider food that are safe for the human body to digest, we don't eat because they're sour and bitter. The reason why you don't eat Kentucky bluegrass or crabgrass is because it tastes sour and bitter.
Homaro Cantu
#9. Her professionalism aside, Nabisase's victory was rigged by an endomorph and a goblin standing in crabgrass, and she would never know it. There are so many lives decided this way.
Victor LaValle
#11. As you can see," I gestured to each of my appendages, "I am just fine. No need to worry." I almost added "your pretty little head" but I wasn't in the mood to pick up my teeth from the shag carpet.
J.A. Kazimer
#12. A man who opens his mouth too often may end up meeting a tragic end, either from indigestion or execution!
Ashwin Sanghi
#13. The risk of a wrong decision is preferable to the terror of indecision.
Maimonides
#14. Everything about you is how I wanna be;
Your freedom comes naturally;
Everything about you resonates happiness;
Now I won't settle for less ...
Matthew Bellamy
#15. I've seen the power of the community. A young person can stand up, talk about his dream, and someone from the audience will come forth to help him make that dream come true. Great things can happen when you place the right ideas before the right audience!
Lakshmi Pratury
#16. She told me to try not to go to college with a boyfriend. She said she didnt want me to be the girl crying on the phone with her boyfriend and saying no to things instead of yes
Jenny Han
#17. To dream! Such dreams certainly make life more worth living ... and only dreams can do that for me.
Jean Lorrain