Cowpat Quotes

#1. Life is a cowpat sandwich Jimbo.' he sighed 'with a very thin bread and lots of filling.

Mark Haddon

#2. It's amazing the way one can take a step ten and a half miles long and still always land in a cowpat.

Diana Wynne Jones

#3. Poles had a dark joke in 1944, about a bird which falls out of the sky into a cowpat, to be rescued by a cat; its moral, they said, was that Not everyone who gets you out of the shit is necessarily your friend.

Max Hastings

#4. Maybe Simon Cowell for his effect on music. I call him Slimy Cowpat.

Mick Hucknall

#5. The purpose of life - if it may be said to have purpose - is not ease. It is to choose, and to act upon the choice. In that task, we are not measured by outcomes. We are measured only by daring and effort and resolve.

Stephen R. Donaldson

#6. Families in which nothing is ever discussed usually have a lot not to discuss.

Mason Cooley

#7. Real possession football, this. And Zico's lost it

John Helm

#8. In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.

Nenia Campbell

#9. If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.

Dov Davidoff

#10. Nothing is more sterile or lamentable than the man content to live within himself.

Harold Pinter

#11. People often say very, very nice, complimentary things. But I think it's better if you don't take that too much to heart.

Robin Trower

#12. Skateboarding has taught me two things - that symbolise a meaning of life.
How to keep a balance and how to pick yourself up when you've fallen.

Nikki Rowe

#13. There are just certain sounds, music, that sort of you know people are going to like it.

Willie Nelson