Country Bumpkin Quotes

#1. I'm a country bumpkin. I'm not a showgirl.

Agnetha Faltskog

#2. Andi was forbidden fruit, and even if she wasn't, there was no way a pure country bumpkin like her could handle a self-confessed pussy pounding warrior like me.

Kirsty Dallas

#3. When I grew up in Pittsburgh in my parents' restaurant, I was almost like a country bumpkin.

Ming-Na Wen

#4. I was just a bumpkin. Just a country bumpkin. I had just come to New York from Virginia. Or was it Baltimore?

Cass Elliot

#5. No town-bred dandy will compare with a country-bred one- I mean a downright bumpkin dandy- a fellow that, in the dog-days of summer, will mow his two acres in buckskin gloves for fear of tanning his hands.

Herman Melville

#6. Did I say 'aspect ratio'? Yes I did. And if you don't have a clue what I'm talking about, there's a very good chance your television at home is set to the wrong aspect ratio, in which case I'd like you to stop reading right now and punch yourself hard in the kidneys.

Charlie Brooker

#7. Many Americans do not understand why we are regarded with such suspicion by so many others around the world and the anger of the moment makes public discussion of central problems frequently intemperate.

Francis George

#8. Whenever people call me the first female this or that, it doesn't make it more special because no one in front of me wanted the same job. I've always wanted weird stuff and enjoyed things differently than other girls.

Ronda Rousey

#9. The soul is never less alone than when it is alone with God.

Samuel Chadwick

#10. The Gods and Goddesses of myth, legend and fairy tale represent archetypes, real potencies and potentialities deep within the psyche, which, when allowed to flower permit us to be more fully human.

Margot Adler

#11. Could Morgan Stanley please wire $1.2 billion to Deutsche Bank by the end of the day?

Michael Lewis

#12. And he knew that our dreams are none the less terrible to lose, because they have never been the realities for which we have mistaken them.

Mary Elizabeth Braddon

#13. Applying different standards to al Qaeda does not abandon Geneva, but only recognizes that the U.S. faces a stateless enemy never contemplated by the Conventions.

John Yoo

#14. Yes. I was such a bumpkin then ... I was as naive a country mushroom as you could meet.

Anna Campbell

#15. But they (the infantry) had no use for boys of twelve and thirteen, and before I had a chance in another war, the desire to kill people to whom I had not been introduced had passed away.

Mark Twain