Correia Mateus Quotes

#1. Like a lot of people, I've always enjoyed commenting on strangers' outfits. Unlike a lot of people, I now had a new megaphone to do it with. And, let me tell you, commenting on people's hilarious clothing choices through a megaphone makes it so much better.

Demetri Martin

#2. My problem is with the warped value system our culture has. Why is it that if you knife a woman in a movie it's PG, but if you swear at her it's rated R and if you make love to her it's rated X?

Tim Dorsey

#3. If you think girls are supposed to object to sex until they find themselves incapable of resisting your magic penis, fuck you.

Anna Kendrick

#4. I remember clearly the afternoon that she stood at the corner beside the door of the tourist centre in Gdansk.

You Jin

#5. They say money changes you. it isn't true. it changes everybody around you.

Carolee Dean

#6. I resisted parenthood for a long, long time. But having a daughter has given me a sense of hopefulness that I didn't have before.

George Meyer

#7. I have tried ... believe me, I have tried to like rap music. It makes me feel so very, very old. I have tried to get home with the downies.

Dylan Moran