Correia E Quotes

#1. Nikolai's a badass Russian. Badass Russians only have three emotions: revenge, depression, and vodka.

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#2. You look into the abyss and the abyss looks back," I said, shrugging. "Then you punch the abyss in the face.

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#3. Having spent time in Hell, he knew that government paperwork was the closest mankind had ever come to achieving true soul-crushing misery.

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#4. Last time MCB was out here was when a hard rain revealed one of their experiments. A deer was exposed to it and grew tentacles instead of antlers. Tentacle deer ... The Army doesn't pay me enough to deal with that kind of shit.

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#5. There are three kinds of people in the world: people who can't believe anything, suckers who believe everything, and a few of us who can face the truth.

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#6. Chupacabras do not normally attack people.

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#7. Evil can kill you, break your body, and sometimes it can even break your mind, but only you can break your spirit.

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#8. I always take no for an answer," I said, definitely. "I just prefer yes. And I really don't go for married women. That's a line I try very hard not to cross. I'm still an outrageous flirt.

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#9. You can swap the message around, and whatever the particular norm is, or whatever the particular message is, when you put your pet-peeve message before story, odds are you are going to bore the shit out of your reader.

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#10. Why can't we ever fight cute, helpless monsters? Like the ones on Sesame Street?

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#11. Like we could buy Idaho kind of money.

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#12. Holy shit! I exclaimed, and that was one of the most coherent comments of the bunch.

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#13. That fool has no idea how to behave in polite society," his friend agreed. Apparently the polite thing to do was lie and insinuate horrible things with impunity, all while never expecting any repercussions.

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#14. There is a vast gulf between perfection and near perfection, and that gulf is filled with agony.

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#15. I think that the law isn't about words on paper. It's about doing what's right,

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#16. You might think you're a good liar, but you're not. I'm better at this than you are. Your professional lying days were limited to junkies and whores, but I routinely lie to Congress . . . Well, never mind. I suppose we're not that different after all.

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#17. Now that's just racist stereotyping," Tanya sniffed. "I'm offended." "You can file a complaint with the Trailer Park Elf Defamation League

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#18. But if I have to deal with another stupid elf and their mystic crap I swear I'm going to shoot them all in their stupid inbred hick faces and burn their trailer park down.

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#19. Pangborn took the satchel by the straps. "What is it?" "A bomb." The mechanic's eyes widened. "Thanks?

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#20. When I get those types, the men who just need to control everything, to tell everybody else what to do, I stick it in and break it off. I'm fighting for freedom.

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#21. Holy symbols like crosses and blessed water occasionally have an effect, but are dependent upon the personal faith of the user. Most Hunters opt for violence over faith; we're kind of like soccer fans that way.

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#22. On an otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American Dream. I was able to throw my incompetent jackass of a boss from a fourteenth-story window.

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#23. You think it's because of the girl. Grant probably thinks it's because of the girl too. That's because you're both idiots.

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#24. I didn't even know what color lavender was. I think most men would consider it light blue, or something.

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#25. With his long red beard, and bristling with firearms and knives, he reminded me of a pirate. A very mellow pirate, but a pirate nonetheless.

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#26. This won't hurt a bit. Well, actually it'll probably hurt like a son of a bitch. Bite down on something, she suggested.

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#27. The sight of so many guns, mostly deer rifles and duck guns but with a smattering of black rifles and riot shotguns, made him glad that this was going down in a rural area where people still had their heads screwed on right about personal defense.

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#28. Susan, you were a mighty fine woman when you were alive and all, but personally I'd rather be gang-raped by giant, rabid, syphilitic porcupines, than join your shithead, hippie-commune, undead family, you scrawny-ass, vampire skank whore.

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#29. Jake Sullivan: FDR can go to hell. I'm a man. Not a type, not a number, and sure as hell not something that can be summed up as a logo to wear on my sleeve. A man. And I ain't registering nothing.

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#30. Novak, climb up that wall and see if you can get an angle on the big one." The military rifle in her hands wasn't particular impressive. "I don't know if it'll notice." "Try to shoot it in the soft bits.

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