Top 16 Corey Ford Quotes
#1. Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
Corey Ford
#2. What are you?
I opened my eyes gingerly. The flashlight that had blinded me was lying a few feet from my head now, which gave me just enough light to see what appeared to be a twelve-year-old girl sitting on my chest.
I'd gotten my butt handed to me by a sixth grader? That was embarrassing.
Rachel Hawkins
#3. Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors.
Corey Ford
#4. She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words
Corey Ford
#5. When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with the dog's rubber mouse, it only confuses the puppy and gives him a sense of insecurity. He gets the impression that the world is unstable and wonders whether he is supposed to walk on his hind legs and smoke cigars.
Corey Ford
#6. You better find out what you want in life, because that's what you're going to get!
James Kirkwood Jr.
#7. I was 18, at art school, and saw this cute boy playing banjo. I was obsessed. I taught myself how to play. I listened to a lot of country and just messed around. The second song I wrote on the banjo was 'Good to Be a Man.' That what's got me signed.
Elle King
#8. Men cannot think like dogs ... [There exists] a sharp difference in the mental capacity of humans and canines. For example, a human who is given an intricate problem will spend all day trying to solve it, but a canine will have the sense to give up and do something else instead.
Corey Ford
#9. I'm beginning to think that you aren't with child. You've simply become fat after reading too many recipes.
Meljean Brook
#10. A trout fisherman is something that defieth understanding.
Corey Ford
#11. Goals incapable of attainment have driven many a man to despair, but despair is easier to get to than that
one need merely look out of the window, for example.
Donald Barthelme
#12. Every dog should have a man of his own. There is nothing like a well-behaved person around the house to spread the dog's blanket for him, or bring him his supper when he comes home man-tired at night.
Corey Ford
#13. Every local church has a leader but it seems so few local churches are being led.
Andy Stanley
#15. Perceive ye not that we are worms, designed
To form the angelic butterfly, that goes
To judgment, leaving all defence behind?
Why doth your mind take such exalted pose,
Since ye, disabled, are as insects, mean
As worm which never transformation knows?
Dante Alighieri
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