Copulating Quotes

#1. And if strict monogamy is the height of all virtue, then the palm must go to the tapeworm, which has a complete set of male and female sexual organs in each of its 50-200 proglottides, or sections, and spends its whole life copulating in all its sections with itself.

Friedrich Engels

#2. All this talk of folds and rods and buttons. Are we copulating or sewing draperies?

Tessa Dare

#3. Watching copulating dung-beetles is exciting if you drink enough Red Bull, Jack.

Jonathan Dunne

#4. I told him that when I was young I had seen two dogs copulating in a field, and whenever I contemplate myself having intercourse, this was the image that automatically came into my head.

Arthur Mathews

#5. Cheese crumbs spread before a pair of copulating rats will distract the female but not the male.

Alfred Kinsey

#6. The rabbit is one of the few animals that (de facto) enjoys screwing: after copulating it does a backward flip and drums on the ground. If it could light up a fag, it would no doubt do that too, and blow smoke rings into the sky.

Peter Zilahy

#7. The Bible may be the Greatest Story Ever Told, but the most popular story you can ever tell is about a good-looking couple having a really swell time copulating outside wedlock, and having to quit for one reason or another while doing it is still a novelty.

Kurt Vonnegut

#8. Maybe he had become addicted after all - addicted to being the pivot point, to being as central as that crucial joint between copulating man and woman, but with a danger that did not know the bounds of orgasm.

Victor Robert Lee

#9. Every basic act like eating and copulating becomes magical when you do it consciously.

Jaggi Vasudev

#10. If you don't scare the neighbors while copulating, I'm afraid you're doing something terribly wrong.

Lois Greiman

#11. They could spend their time hunting demons and copulating, and everything would be perfect.
"You really don't ask much out of life, do you?"
And yet I still do not receive it.

Jordan L. Hawk

#12. Men fantasize about copulating with bodies; women fantasize about making love to people.

Steven Pinker

#13. If you watch lizards and lions copulating, then you will see that in 200 million years the male has not had a single new idea.

Robert Ardrey

#14. The images did not quite mesh, but they were very unsettling, as if you had entered a cathedral for high mass and found people copulating on the altar. Brian,

Jeff Lindsay

#15. Whatever job you take on, make yourself valuable, then indispensable.

Brian Tracy

#16. What you are looking for is not out there. It is inside of you. You just have to reveal it.

Debasish Mridha

#17. Kissing a woman's hand is never the right thing to do; it is either too much or too little.

Melchior Lengyel

#18. That was the trouble with the best of men. They always thought they were doing the right thing.

Robert Jordan

#19. But women have fortitude beyond that of a man, have an innate sense of trust in spiritual things.

Bill Brooks

#20. An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out?

Rene Descartes

#21. Smug respectability, like the poor, we've had with us always. Today, however, ... such obtuseness is an indulgence we can no longer afford. The computer, nuclear energy for better or worse, and sudden, simultaneous influences upon everyone's TV screen have raised the ante and the risk considerably.

Studs Terkel

#22. Too bad Justice refused to let him toss live grenades to the side of the course. That would add motivation. He knew from personal experience. His personal best time for a quarter-mile run had been in Africa - while being chased by an angry rhino. Imminent death made for a great workout.

Susan Mallery

#23. Tigerclaw stared in disbelief. Was the life of his son dependent on an ancient medicine cat and an arrogant kittypet?

Erin Hunter

#24. Cynicism is the last refuge of those who don't want to do the work of creating a better society.

Robert Reich

#25. Vision is dandy, but sustainable company excellence comes from a huge stable of able managers.

Tom Peters

#26. When men and women are loyal to ourselves and others, when we love justice, we understand fully the myriad ways in which lying diminishes and erodes the possibility of meaningful, caring connection, that it stands in the way of love.

Bell Hooks

#27. Cut your coat according to your cloth.

John Heywood