Top 21 Convenience Store Quotes: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Convenience Store

#1. She said she doesn't like your cooking. She said she'd rather eat a microwave dinner from the convenience store instead of something you cooked. Do you get it? Hm? Why are you being such a crybaby? Save the salt from your tears for seasoning.

Kanoko Sakurakouji

#2. Too much school."
"Would you rather be dead?! Would you rather die? Here, on your knees in the back of a convenience store?!

Chuck Palahniuk

#3. What is left of the poor? Try to buy a fresh f**king vegetable in West Baltimore. It is a not completely inconceivable scenario in the future, we'll all look like that ... Waddling from convenience store to fast food outlet, chewing mindlessly on 99 cent hamburgers.

Anthony Bourdain

#4. Let's pick it up," the man behind her said. "How many more of the tranquilizers do you have?"
"Just three," the girl panted.
"Gonna have to restock."
"Right. I'll just ... head down ... to the convenience store, and-" she didn't finish, the strain too much.

Marissa Meyer

#5. All the time in the world may sound nice in theory, but in practice it can become a swift kick to the balls. CHAPTER 7 Harper's is the local convenience store around here, only it's nothing like the Wawas and 7-Elevens I frequented when I lived in the Philadelphia area.

Matthew Quick

#6. For those of us who quietly seek the white light in the midnight hours, emotions turn out to be a noisy magnetic field. The convenience store can be a vacuum, devoid of that magnetic field: a place where life's tug-of-war can't wear you down. That, to me, is what the ideal convenience store is.

Randy Taguchi

#7. I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!"

Mitch Hedberg

#8. I'm not auditioning to play convenience-store clerks. I don't see any benefit in that.

Adhir Kalyan

#9. Like the best convenience store in the world, / the mind is always open.

Leza Lowitz

#10. Stepparenting is like working at a late-night convenience store - all of the responsibility and none of the authority.

Valerie J. Lewis Coleman

#11. Full value for your soul wouldn't get you a cup of coffee at a convenience store.

Tim Pratt

#12. I followed the woman from the convenience store, to a driveway she pulled into. And I hung around several hours, till it come wee hours of the morning. Then I went into this house..I go to the first bedroom I see ... I don't know whose room it is and, and, and, and I start stabbing.

Tommy Lynn Sells

#13. Nowhere in the world can you find a wider variety of empty calories than at any American convenience store.

Bradley Denton

#14. Nanahara: Where are you going, Boss?
Yashiro: To the convenience store. Whenever I buy all the condoms they have in stock and bring it to the cashier, the part-timer there makes a funny face.
Nanahara: ... That's an interesting hobby.

Kou Yoneda

#15. Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do, somedon't ever want to.

American McGee

#16. I'm a liberal when it comes to human rights, the poor; so's George Bush ... But Liberal and Conservative don't mean much to me anymore. Does that mean we care about people and are interested and want to help? And if that makes you a Liberal, so be it.

Barbara Bush