Contestants On The Bachelor Quotes

#1. Women hate everything which strips off the tinsel of sentiment, and they are right, or it would rob them of their weapons.

Lord Byron

#2. In family relationships, 'love' is really spelled 't-i-m-e,' time. Taking time for each other is the key for harmony at home.

Dieter F. Uchtdorf

#3. The purest, most beautiful and appealing experiences of life: romance, love, marriage, and parenthood.

Boyd K. Packer

#4. Neither saints nor angels have ever increased my faith in this enigma Life; but what are called 'common men and women' have increased it.

Phyllis Bottome

#5. Till our next date?"
"Oh, yeah," he says, making a "well, duh" face. "All bets are off on our next date.

Kelley R. Martin

#6. Who will remember Todd?
Who will remember what he did?
Todd -
Todd -
And my heart breaks even more -
Breaks forever -
And I fall to my knees in the snow and sand -
And I yell out, wordless and empty -
And I drop the weapon.

Patrick Ness

#7. I bought a scratch off lottery ticket, but then I accidentally spilled calamine lotion on it, so it did not need to be scratched. Shoot! I will not know if I have won!

Mitch Hedberg

#8. You have plaintiffs attorneys, you have defense attorneys. So there is no unified bar that will protect a particular judge who has made a courageous decision that's unpopular.

Anthony Kennedy

#9. (An artist coworker of mine once asked whether alien life forms from Europa would be called Europeans. The absence of any other plausible answer forced me to say yes.)

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#10. Ms. Clinton, like the Obama administration more broadly, believes that appeasing Islamists ... promotes peace and stability.

Louie Gohmert