Congressional Sarcasm Quotes

#1. Yes," he whispered harshly, "I am afraid. But I will defeat you, all the same. It is you who cannot - will not be allowed to prevail. I swear this by the living Name of the One.

D.R. Ranshaw

#2. The greatest pleasure is obtained by improving.

Ben Hogan

#3. Literature today is like elevator music for a narcoleptic.

Quentin R. Bufogle

#4. We got the vote, which we should've been born with, in 1920. Everything we've had to struggle for - it's ridiculous.

Helen Thomas

#5. We need to listen to consumers' needs.

Sumner Redstone

#6. If you don't know the purpose of something, all you can do is misuse it.

Craig Groeschel

#7. If you are losing faith in human nature, go out and watch a marathon.

Kathrine Switzer

#8. Of all the horrid, hideous notes of woe, Sadder than owl-songs or the midnight blast; Is that portentous phrase, I told you so.

Lord Byron

#9. By 1892, enlightenment had progressed to the point where the Salem trials were simply an embarrassing blot on the history of New England. They were a part of the past that was best forgotten: a reminder of how far the human race had come in two centuries.

Edmund Morgan

#10. We are creating and encouraging a culture of distraction where we are increasingly disconnected from the people and events around us, and increasingly unable to engage in long-form thinking. People now feel anxious when their brains are unstimulated.

Joe Kraus