Compromise Humor Quotes

#1. Sometimes caring feels like spoiling. Gratitude evens things out.

Cynthia Ruchti

#2. I will never compromise on my poorly-thought-out, internally-inconsistent,
quasi-irrational principles. That's just how I roll.

Jessica Park

#3. It is possible to compromise in certain areas when choosing a partner for life, but never on a cravat.

Amanda Grange

#4. I think it's a mistake to go after someone just based on looks. But I always respond to people who don't act that interested in me.

Navi Rawat

#5. Still it might be nice, once in a while, not to have to choose between evils. Just once, couldn't I choose the lesser good?

Laurell K. Hamilton

#6. A particularly Jersey malaise
the inextinguishable longing for elsewheres.

Junot Diaz

#7. The basic rule of free enterprise: You must give in order to get.

Scott Alexander

#8. It's not all about love. That's half of it ... The other half is about that moment you have with yourself when you're looking in the mirror, and you just go, 'Oh man. I'm going to compromise my dreams, get fat, sick, old and die someday. I kind of want to have someone around for that.'

Marc Maron

#9. I can't believe I'm about to say this," I said. "So think real careful about where this is coming from. Have you people ever considered *talking* when you've got a problem?

Jim Butcher

#10. A well informed citizenry is the best defense against tyranny.

Thomas Jefferson

#11. And what would you like, Sharie?" asked Miss Mush.
"What do you have?" asked Sharie.
"Potato salad".
"What else is there?" asked Sharie.
"Nothing" said Miss Mush.
"Okay" said Sharie. "I'll have that."
"Potato salad?" asked Miss Mush.
"No,nothing." said Sharie.

Louis Sachar

#12. How about a compromise? I'll kill them, and if it turns out they're friendly, I'll apologize.

Rick Riordan

#13. With the suggestion of a compromise Gawaine mustered up enough courage to speak.
"What will you do if I surrender?" he asked.
"Why, I'll eat you," said the dragon.
"And if I don't surrender?"
"I'll eat you just the same.

Heywood Broun

#14. Compromise is a stalling between two fools.

Stephen Fry

#15. I can't wait to get into a position to make really bad art and get away with it.

Damien Hirst

#16. Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.

Janet Evanovich

#17. There's more than one way to skin a cat, my father used to say; it bothered me, I didn't see why they would want to skin a cat even one way.

Margaret Atwood

#18. Compromise is low class. I don't have anything against the poor, but being low class is the root of all evil

Novala Takemoto