Common Smurf Sayings

#1. There is no greater invitation to love than loving first.

Saint Augustine

#2. I need to know if she [Sarah Palin] thinks dinosaurs were here four thousand years ago ... because she's going to have the nuclear code.

Matt Damon

#3. It's like I'm managing to achieve all this success in spite of my affliction ... Would you ever put that in the headline for a male star?

Melissa McCarthy

#4. Some technologies don't pan out; some companies fail. But I will not walk away from the promise of clean energy ... I will not cede the wind or solar or battery industry to China or Germany because we refuse to make the same commitment here.

Barack Obama

#5. There are only two potential tragedies in life, and dying young isn't one of them. These are the two real tragedies: If you go through life and you don't love ... and if you go through life and you don't tell those whom you love that you love them.

John Powell

#6. It is interesting to come across people who feel that a ghost communicating via a spell-checker is less far-fetched than a software glitch.

Mary Roach

#7. If there is a class war-and there is-it is important that it should be handled with subtlety and skill ... it is not freedom that Conservatives want; what they want is the sort of freedom that will maintain existing inequalities or restore lost ones.

Maurice Cowling

#8. 'You know what I thought the first time I saw you?'
'No.'
'Point of no return.'

Josh Lanyon

#9. The forces by which the workers are kept in subjugation must be retaliated by force.

Louis Lingg

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Marko Kloos

#11. I think I'll be a clown when I get grown," said Dill. "Yes, sir, a clown ... There ain't one thing in this world I can do about folks except laugh, so I'm gonna join the circus and laugh my head off.

Harper Lee

#12. I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to ... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.

Woody Allen

#13. Psychoanalysts in particular define man as a human being and woman as a female: every time she acts like a human being, the woman is said to be imitating the male.

Simone De Beauvoir