Commemorative Speech Quotes

#1. Laughter is wholesome. God is not so dull as some people make out. Did not He make the kitten to chase its tail.

Heinrich Heine

#2. If I am feeling stupid, angry, jealous, or humiliated, I bring total awareness and acknowledgment to those feelings. I admit my failures and own them. Then I usually start laughing as I realize how small and inconsequential I really am and also how ridiculous my problems are!

Sharon Salzberg

#3. The meeting began well, meaning it had the potential for being short.

Tucker Elliot

#4. Pussy punch: when a twat tap just isn't enough

Tara Sivec

#5. I never went out and said, "I want to do this." I never do that. I wait for things to come to me, either within or without, and I go along with it.

Eckhart Tolle

#6. Make the whole life a game. There is no purpose there is no aim, nothing. Just take it lightly, easily. Play the game. that is worship, which is celebration.

Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

#7. You've never gone too far that God can't redeem you, restore you, forgive you, and give you a second chance.

Lysa TerKeurst

#8. I'm dancing to the music of the madness inside me.

George C. Wolfe

#9. How many State of the Union addresses do people remember? They don't resonate that way.

Robert Dallek

#10. I'm going to be a happy housewife. I'm going to be washing boxers and cooking and doing all those sorts of housewife duties. I just want to be happy and proud of every single day.

Johnny Weir

#11. If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

Mark Twain

#12. Never stir up litigation. A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.

Abraham Lincoln

#13. A depressing and difficult passage has prefaced every page I have turned in life.

Charlotte Bronte

#14. I have the absolute confidence not to be number two, but then I have enough sense to realize that there can be no number one.

Bruce Lee