Comically Incorrect Quotes

#1. It is your turn to say something now, Mr. Darcy. I talked about the dance, and you ought to make some kind of remark on the size of the room, or the number of couples.

Jane Austen

#2. I work through teams. It's the only way I know how to work.

Angela Ahrendts

#3. Optimism is an alienated form of faith, pessimism an alienated form of despair.

Erich Fromm

#4. I grew up in a very nice house in Houston, went to private school all my life and I've never even been to the 'hood. Not that there's anything wrong with the 'hood.

Beyonce Knowles

#5. Closeout games are actually kind of easy.

Andrew Bynum

#6. In the end, it is your responsibility to read the small print, whether it is for gig contracts, record contracts, investors, management, booking agents, or anything else. You can blame everyone else for your mistakes, but when you make them, you end up being the one who has to pay.

Loren Weisman

#7. Folk take a battering but, they do; they get born and they get brought up and they get fuckt. That's the story; the cot to the fucking funeral pyre.

James Kelman

#8. I've done a lot of different tours. For me, I try to go on tours that I think are gonna be fun. It's, like, grueling, and it's hard, and there's got to be an element to it that's exciting.

Kelis

#9. I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting.

Ewan McGregor

#10. No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true.

Jesse Eisenberg

#11. Do not wait for ideal circumstances, nor the best opportunities; they will never come.

Janet Erskine Stuart

#12. It was a feeling in the crisp twilight air; it was a hush across the hills. The ghosts were gathering themselves, building up their strength to wander the fields of October and speak to those who would listen.

Robert McCammon