Comedy Senior Quotes

#1. People stand in front of an officiant and say 'I do' but that shouldn't mean 'I'm done' when comes to putting time and effort to grow their relationship.

Beth Ehemann

#2. I know this happiness that I feel isn't going to last, and I feel like Cinderella, waiting for the clock to strike and end my blissful night.

Anna Todd

#3. I understand the rock star deal having been one and still going out strapping my guitar on and performing. Now, I probably do 30 or 40 dates a year and I get to relive how I felt at 19 when I played in some really bad bands.

David Cassidy

#4. Contextualization is a good dance partner, but she should never be allowed to lead. Put her before the exegetical steps in your sequence of preparation, and problems will quickly emerge.

David R. Helm

#5. Pec-tacle?
You know, like spectacle but with more dude nipples.

Chloe Neill

#6. People can't stand it when you deal with issues of race and class, and also sometimes the church, and you give a perspective that flushes out hypocrisy.

Jose Padilha

#7. When I was fired from my post as General of the Fighter Arm, I was to give proof that this jet was a superior fighter. And that's when we did it. I think we did it.

Adolf Galland

#8. Everybody gets inspired by different things. I grew up wanting to go up the street with a video camera because I liked watching David Letterman yell out of the ninth floor of Rockefeller Center with a megaphone at people on the street. I thought that was a riot.

Tom Green

#9. Sure as eggs is eggs," he said. "As the turkey-farmer said when he hatched his first turtle.

Neil Gaiman

#10. Success is transient; value is eternal.

Debasish Mridha

#11. We can give without loving, but we can't love without giving. In fact, love is nothing unless we give it to someone.

John Wooden