Comediante Jj Quotes

#1. I guess I must just be obsessed with death. Apparently you think about it a lot more as you get older. Maybe you could chart how when I was in my 20s I talked about sex all the time, and in my 40s it's just death.

David Shrigley

#2. In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In the later years, you fight because you do.

Joan Didion

#3. Lust is easy, Love is hard, Like is the most important.

Carl Reiner

#4. A perfectly straight shot with a big club is a fluke.

Jack Nicklaus

#5. You cannot fully wrap your mind around God, so better to fully wrap God around your mind.

James Randall Robison

#6. At birth the Devil touched my tongue.

Dorothy Parker

#7. He's light and dark, forgiveness and vengeance, beauty and ugliness. He's all those things. My beautiful savage.

Nina G. Jones

#8. Around the world today people are spontaneously spawning a culture dedicated to creating conditions conducive to life.

Kenny Ausubel

#9. I hated my last boss. He asked, Why are you two hours late? I said, I fell downstairs. He said, That doesn't take two hours.

Johnny Carson

#10. Where is it written that one should only care about big things?

David Brin

#11. I'm not on Twitter or Facebook and don't even use email. I don't trust computers: one day they'll all break down, and everyone will be knackered.

Eric Bristow

#12. When you look at art made by other people, you see what you need to see in it.

Alberto Giacometti