Colwill Family Tree Quotes

#1. The Administration's policy on women is often hard to see because it is written in the font size of pharmaceutical ads.

Kate Clinton

#2. When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny.

Michael Keaton

#3. I guess a man's best friend is his mother.

Vina Delmar

#4. Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

Voltaire

#5. Motivation can't take you very far if you don't have the legs.

Lance Armstrong

#6. Can nothing change what is about to happen

Erin Hunter

#7. Success is never an accident it's always on purpose.

T.D. Jakes

#8. It doesn't matter how rich you are - you know when you're being ripped off.

Petter Stordalen

#9. At school I was easily misled, but that's childhood. I remember I used to shoplift tins of Airfix paint and football badges.

Philip Glenister

#10. It is a mystery that is hidden from me by reason that the emergency requiring the fathoming of it hath not in my life-days occurred, and so, not having no need to know this thing, I abide barren of the knowledge.

Mark Twain

#11. Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable from sarcasm.

Erik Naggum

#12. As if you're admiring your own psychology and are grasping at every tiny detail, in order to astonish the reader with your insensitivity which is not a part of you. What is this if not the proud challenge of a guilty man to his judge?

Fyodor Dostoyevsky