Top 30 Kate Clinton Quotes

#1. Teaching is performance art.

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#2. I want to host a religious show. I'm sure nobody will be wanting the 11 o'clock spot on Sunday morning. I think we should really get some of our own preachers and preach that gay is good. And we'd have a great choir.

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#3. Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act; if it weren't, more women would do it.

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#4. The Administration's policy on women is often hard to see because it is written in the font size of pharmaceutical ads.

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#5. John Paulk, the poster boy for 'ex-gays' was found in a gay bar in Washington. He said he was there to use the bathroom. But nobody thought to ask him for what.

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#6. [On cloning sheep:] Oh great, just what we need - more sheep.

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#7. Moms Mabley said you have to say good things about the dead. I say, 'He's dead. Good.'

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#8. I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling - I think it's just so fabulous to laugh. I don't mind if people think, either. I think the brain is a very sexy organ.

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#9. They didn't even like Margaret Thatcher but at least there was Margaret Thatcher. There have been women, you know, Sonia Gandhi for heaven's sakes in India.

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#10. I try something new every night. It's an hour show; if it works I maybe try it a few more times and then move that off and try something new. It's a great workshop for me.

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#11. I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it up and start new material.

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#12. [On being lesbian:] One pointer: don't come out to your dad in a moving vehicle.

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#13. Laughter takes the tyranny of the lies we are told and told and told and it blows them apart.

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#14. Lesbians are likely to be drawn to stand-up, if only because it's cheaper to produce and therefore more accessible for women. But the very form of stand-up is masculine.

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#15. [On Nancy Reagan:] At one photo op press conference, she toured a crack house and decried how awful it was, yet one suspected that for our Drug Czarina it had something to do with a plaid couch.

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#16. What goes for sex goes double for politics.

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#17. We signed up for Showtime, which I think put us on a Homeland Security list somewhere.

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#18. My style has been pretty much like a newspaper. It's got politics in it, it's got media, sports, family relations, you know, all the sections you would expect, and wonderful religion things.

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#19. Gay is when two girls get together, dance and have fun.

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#20. As you can imagine I'm disappointed as anything that I was not selected to be the presidential running mate. And I find it continually appalling that it would be a radical thing to have a woman on the ticket.

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#21. When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming out.

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#22. A friend told me that each morning when we get up we have to decide whether we are going to save or savor the world. I don't think that is the decision. It's not an either-or, save or savor. We have to do both, save and savor the world.

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#23. Each time we had a visiting writer, I asked what she thought of women and humor. By the end of the year, I had perfected my question and asked Adrienne Rich why there was so little written about women and humor. She looked at me right in the eye and said, 'You write it.' I took that as an order.

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#24. I'm really happy that I was raised Catholic because it's given me years of material.

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#25. A friend of mine said, no matter what I do I always look like an English teacher. She actually said, you still look like a Campbell's Soup kid.

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#26. Once he became president, George [H.] Bush revealed a vein of Styrofoam and no matter how deep he tried to go, he always ended up bobbing on the surface. His inaugural speech was like being present at the death of language ...

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#27. Some women can't say the word lesbian ... even when their mouth is full of one.

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#28. Whenever a woman describes herself as a 'post-feminist' I picture women lashed to posts. Joan of Arc was an early post-feminist.

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#29. I'm happy to say that I'm a lesbian in the world. I know there are people who don't want to be called women comedians, but I think it gives a path to the fact that we live in extremely patriarchal times.

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#30. We really got a lot of very conservative gay people. You could look at the figures from the last election and realize that a third of the gay movement voted Republican.

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