Colonic Quotes

#1. Looks to me like Felicity didn't enjoy being mauled, Daniel pointed out reasonably. When what he reasonably wanted to do, was shove Stuart's head so far up his ass the next time he gargled he'd give himself a colonic. -Felicity Stripped Bare

Vanessa Jaye

#2. I had to tell about my colonic, which expresses the fact why I'm so neat today as opposed to a few years ago. I never knew that the weight made that much difference.

James Brown

#3. I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.

Joan Rivers

#4. People are falling all over themselves to send you free shoes and free cufflinks and colonic irrigations for two. Nobody ever offers you a free acceptance speech. There just seems to be a gap in the market. I would love to be able to pull out a speech by Dolce & Gabbana.

Hugh Laurie

#5. On the day he had colonic irrigation: 'I feel I lost my virginity that day in so many ways.'

Ben Affleck

#6. It's amazing how much people talk about colonics here. That's not a thing anywhere else in the country. But I totally did a juice cleanse, I did a colonic - I'm getting into L.A. living!

Kurt Braunohler

#7. The smart ones ask when they don't know. And, sometimes, when they do.

Malcolm Forbes

#8. He smiled. "Happy anniversary, Samantha Jellicoe. So, Godzilla, or sex?"
Samantha laughed. "How about both?"
"I like that. I get to be Godzilla."
"I guess that makes me Tokyo.

Suzanne Enoch

#9. All my life I've been a lady bruiser, a wrong chooser, school refuser, drug abuser, born loser; clothes bummy, nose runny, it wasn't funny

Big L

#10. The Christian way is a life of faith. In order to hold on to the promises of God, you've got to believe them and live by them.

James MacDonald

#11. Not everybody has a talent for painting, or for the piano, or for dance. But we can write our way into the artist's head and into his problems and solutions. Or we can go there with another writer.

William Zinsser

#12. Do as well as you possibly can. That's Buddhist morality.

Brad Warner

#13. Anyway ... I find what you write interesting." "That's what people usually say when they disagree with it.

Ken MacLeod

#14. The funny thing about gold is how quickly it can tarnish.

Robyn Schneider

#15. I'm so old I can remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.

Leon M. Lederman

#16. You are whole and also part of larger and larger circles of wholeness you many not even know about. You are never alone. And you already belong. You belong to humanity. You belong to life. You belong to this moment, this breath.

Jon Kabat-Zinn

#17. You are the male I might have been. You are the potential I had and lost. You are the honor and the strength and the kindness she needs. You'll take care of her. I want you to take care of her.

J.R. Ward

#18. I don't like yelling insults at someone who's never done anything to me.

Gillian Jacobs

#19. I learned that along with the towering achievements of the cultures of ancient Greece and China there stood the culture of Africa, unseen and denied by the imperialist looters of Africa's material wealth.

Paul Robeson