Colonel Korn Quotes

#1. I really do admire you a bit. You're an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I'm an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I'm in an ideal position to appreciate it. - Colonel Korn

Joseph Heller

#2. Under Colonel Korn's rule, the only people permitted to
ask questions were those who never did.

Joseph Heller

#3. You know, one good apple can spoil the rest, Colonel Korn concluded with conscious irony.

Joseph Heller

#4. What do you say, Pooh?"
Pooh opened his eyes with a jerk and said, "Extremely."
"Extremely what?" asked Rabbit.
"What you were saying," said Pooh. "Undoubtably.

A.A. Milne

#5. Learning to accept failure on multiple levels is, to my way of thinking, the key to become a world-class therapist. But that means humility, and setting your ego aside, while you develop superb new technical skills.

David D. Burns

#6. No hour brings good fortune to one man without bringing misfortune to another.

Publilius Syrus

#7. Some people hate the sight of me as soon as they see me on television. They loathe the look of me, and I accept that from the days of variety. I would walk on and some people would open a newspaper and think, 'He's first on, so he can't be any good.' I accept that.

Bruce Forsyth

#8. I have my ideas of what a good documentary is, but drama is a different animal because you're arranging everything.

Gus Van Sant

#9. When people do things for you, it's because they want to - because you, in some way, give them something meaningful that makes them want to please you, not because anyone owes you anything.

Harry Browne

#10. All life-changing love is inconvenient.

Timothy Keller