Colonel Crittenden Quotes

#1. We can only know each other the way we know distant stars: by observing years-old light, gathering outdated information, running calculations and making inferences.

Gabriel Roth

#2. He who would be a writer, fine, Must take a deal of pains, Must criticize his every line, And mix his ink with brains.

Platt Rogers Spencer

#3. The women with high social pressure seem to be amongst the strongest carriers of the possibility of breast cancer.

Caroline Myss

#4. And on this dirty night there were appropriately dirty deeds that not even the rain could wash away.

Terry Pratchett

#5. We are not always funny, but like a life with Fun

Jan Jansen

#6. Because no doctor or scientist of any sort, no one at all, really knows much of anything in the grand scheme of things. All we can do is speculate, chip away at our lonely perception of the truth, spew guesswork out of our learned mouths, and at the end of the day just have a cold beer.

Anonymous

#7. You have people who can't act and they get all these parts. Paris Hilton falls into her own category. She's made a career out of it.

Kate Hudson

#8. You would not believe how loose this car is for two laps after the green. Then, just like that, it's back to how it was before. But, those first few laps, damn, it's loose! JUNIOR NO LIKEY!

Dale Earnhardt Jr.

#9. You love me because you see me every day. You don't love me for who I am, you love me because of what I do or don't do. You don't know who I am.

Jose Saramago