Colon Cleanse Quotes

#1. Me: Yes, I'd like some colon cleanse. It's something that cleans you out so your antidepressants work better.
Pharmacist: I think you're using your antidepressants wrong. They go in your mouth.

Jenny Lawson

#2. That breath of relief that there is someone in the world, finally, who understands what hurts you.

Lysley Tenorio

#3. If I get to know somebody, I'll open up, but other than that I like to sit back and observe things.

Russell Westbrook

#4. A man has to define himself as a breadwinner, as opposed to thinking that well, women used to be caregivers who also wanted to have careers; men have always had careers, so why shouldn't they also want much more family time?

Anne-Marie Slaughter

#5. the mighty harmonies of Beethoven

Oscar Wilde

#6. The great poet makes us feel our own wealth, and then we think less of his compositions. His best communication to our mind is to teach us to despise all he has done.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#7. You can regain your inner peace with a daily prayer.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#8. The truth about people is that there are more fakes than originals.

Saleem Sharma