College Faculty Quotes

#1. I thought I might teach philosophy but the atmosphere of a college faculty repelled me; the few islands of greatness seemed to be washed by seas of pettiness and mediocrity.

I. F. Stone

#2. Debut Album 'Taylor Swift', 2006 By

Nicole Moore

#3. Straightway like a bell
Came low and clear
The slow, sad murmur of the distant seas

James Kenneth Stephen

#4. Please do not ask me," I interrupt, my voice so wobbly the words barely get out. "There are secrets so dangerous one shouldn't even confess them to the dearest of friends.

Aprilynne Pike

#5. College football would be much more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the trustees played. There would be a great increase in broken arms, legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution in the loss of humanity.

H.L. Mencken

#6. I've grown this mustache which saves me from having to glue on one every day in the heat.

Keith Carradine

#7. I signed schoolboy forms for Watford when I was 12, but then my parents got divorced, and I never kicked a ball for three years. I rebelled, I left home, but getting back into football sorted me out. It was the second chance I needed.

Vinnie Jones

#8. Assimilating college sports into the university would prevent them from being run as autonomies or fiefdoms. And you don't need an NCAA bylaw or an act of Congress to do it - just an active, empowered faculty and some administrators with backbone.

Sally Jenkins

#9. Sensible people get the greater part of their own dying done during their own lifetime

Samuel Butler

#10. A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.

John Ciardi

#11. People say the most stupid things on the spur of the moment that they then have to retract.

Michael Palin

#12. College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the trustees played. There would be a great increase in broken arms, legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution in the loss to humanity.

H.L. Mencken

#13. Obamacare is simply incapable of doing what it is supposed to do - provide nearly universal care at an affordable and sustainable cost.

Marcia Angell

#14. Certainly the best way for us to show our love ... is by taking the time to prove it hour by hour and day by day. Our expressions of love and comfort are empty if our actions don't match.

Marvin J. Ashton

#15. A significant contribution to science pedagogy and to the scholarship of teaching and learning ... [W]ill be of interest to researchers in the area of science education and to college and university faculty members who seek to improve their teaching.

David W. Oxtoby

#16. I must ask myself, "Billy Graham, are you prepared to meet the Master at any moment?" Yes, I am - but not because I have preached or tried to help people, but solely because I am trusting Christ as my Lord and Savior. Stop right now and ask yourself that question.

Billy Graham

#17. I thought, "First I will know you,
then I will die."
He replied,
"Whoever knows Me never dies.

Rumi

#18. I taught in a small teacher's college for three or four years, at which point all the administrators got a pay raise and the teaching faculty didn't.

David Eddings

#19. I like wearing gloves made of cheese (Swiss), and then going around asking elderly men if they want a knuckle sandwich.

Jarod Kintz

#20. How could a mother who boils water for pasta leave two little girls behind?

Jandy Nelson

#21. I'm a psychologist. I was a psychology faculty member, and then I became an administrator of the department, then the Dean of the College of Arts and Sciences. At the time of the presidential search, I was the dean.

I. King Jordan