Collapsible Colander Quotes

#1. So, I bought a new CD and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers ... I mean plastic and then tape, and the tape is like government tape. It says 'open here.' Is that sarcasm?

Ellen DeGeneres

#2. I'd rather be remembered as a big-mouthed failure than an effete little wimp.

Morrissey

#3. The job of being president, understanding the particular policies that America has gotten itself into over the past 400 years.

Kwame Kilpatrick

#4. I don't know how to change and I'm not sure I want to.

Jordan Dane

#5. By faithfully working eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

Robert Frost

#6. My mother-in-law was with me during all four of my births and when she was sitting next to me holding my hand during the cesareans, well, I craved that.

Patricia Heaton

#7. Grameen Bank was formed as an institution owned by its borrower members, who are poor women. Through its unique decision-making process, Grameen Bank has given millions of women the means to emerge from the shadows in a male-dominated society and to make something of themselves.

Muhammad Yunus