Top 100 Cody Quotes

#1. You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.

Cody Lundin

#2. Juno MacGuff: Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took off all her clothes and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and she was like, "Blaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea!"
Su-Chin: That was you.

Diablo Cody

#3. I normally ignore the History Channel.

Diablo Cody

#4. The fashion industry isn't merely content to encase my meaty flanks in skintight denim. Oh, no! That denim also has to be white, a color that attracts ketchup, wine, garlic aioli, and any other foodstuffs I might otherwise be able to enjoy if I wasn't wearing ridiculously tight pants.

Diablo Cody

#5. Everyones got dreams, find the courage to follow your own.

Cody Simpson

#6. Take your everyday, ordinary life- your sleeping, eating, going-to-work, and walking-around life-and place it before God as an offering. Embracing what God does for you is the best thing you can do for Him." (The Message)

Cody Bobay

#7. I actually have two children now, and sometimes I wonder if that's it. Because they do make writing and directing more complicated and more difficult, especially now that they're very young.

Diablo Cody

#8. I really just love to open a blank document and spew, whereas with a screenplay I have to be more judicious.

Diablo Cody

#9. That's what tears are for, after all. A way for the soul to bleed. Pg. 109

Cody McFadyen

#10. For standing between Cody and his pain is my obligation, and standing between my uncle and his pain is my rent, but the pain I coax from Bronte is my joy

Neal Shusterman

#11. I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.

Cody Lundin

#12. I just go about my life. I'm a mom, I drive an SUV, I go to the grocery store every day. I'm definitely not a celebrity. I always say that I'm a celebrity-adjacent.

Diablo Cody

#13. You can't make someone love you." She held out her right hand to flash a ring with a gaudy stone set in it. "But you can imprison him in a ring for not loving you. See?

David Cody Weiss

#14. She doesn't speak, and I say nothing more. We just stare at each other, letting the tears roll down our cheeks. That's what tears are for, after all. A way for the soul to bleed.

Cody McFadyen

#15. I feel like a tick on a dog.

Cody Lundin

#16. A few months ago, I had the pleasure of actually visiting the Playboy Mansion. I saw the peacocks, fed grapes to the monkeys, and even braved the fabled Grotto. After seeing the estate, I understood why anyone would be reluctant to leave.

Diablo Cody

#17. Yes, I totally would date a fan! I get this question a lot, but I'm always saying yes.

Cody Simpson

#18. Mom removed all games that remotely suggest violence and death-but Cody's doing a good job of making harmless cartoon characters suffer in fresh and inventive ways.

Neal Shusterman

#19. I like a girl who laughs a lot. That's my main thing.

Cody Linley

#20. I think my brand of country music is that's been influenced by not just the rough-stock rodeo side or Ted Nugent's "let's get crazy style", but also the stand-up and sing style's like George Strait and Merle Haggard, and also the wild side of Chris Ledoux

Cody Johnson

#21. Most people can't truly conceive of being in a place where death might be preferable to life. Life is strong. It grips you in many ways, from the beating of your heart, to the sun on your face, to the feel of the ground beneath your feet. It grasps you.

Cody McFadyen

#22. I absolutely relate to being alone in squalor, trying to come up with something adequate. I relate to that, and I've been known to crawl out of bed and drink out of a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke.

Diablo Cody

#23. Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am.

Diablo Cody

#24. I think I might be one of the only people in America, or at least the only person I know, who saw both 'The Dark Knight' and 'Mamma Mia!' on their shared opening weekend.

Diablo Cody

#25. The buzzing was like the eager purr of a muscle car that had just been started, but left in neutral. That was another of Cody's metaphors for it; I'd said the sensation felt like an unbalanced washing machine filled with a hundred epileptic chimpanzees. Pretty proud of that one.

Brandon Sanderson

#26. Above the stage was a glass-floored second stage, which allowed customers to look up and watch another girl dancing overhead. This multidimensional display of poontang reminded me of the 3-D chessboard on Star Trek, which in turn reminded me that I was a huge nerd.

Diablo Cody

#27. The more survival skills an individual has that have been practiced physically and otherwise, the better odds they have for those skills coming to the forefront during a stressful emergency.

Cody Lundin

#28. I mean, I do believe that when you walk on the stage, or onto the screen, that's your character - not you. So it's an interesting challenge, an interesting line to walk.

Cody Horn

#29. One thing I've found that eases the pain, Cody said, 'is to remember that we are all connected, to those we know and those we don't know.

Jeri Smith-Ready

#30. I've been an avid consumer of young adult literature since I was one, and I think some people leave that stuff behind when they become old adults, but I never did. I was always interested in the fantasy world created in those novels.

Diablo Cody

#31. We're going to go to something called a restaurant.Cody explains from the back seat of the car that it's what people do when they don't want to cook at home. Or when they want better food than what their mother can make.

Jessica Brody

#32. I didn't dictate sections of 'Visions of Cody'. I typed up a segment of taped conversation with Neal Cassady, or Cody, talking about his early adventures in L.A. It's four chapters.

Jack Kerouac

#33. I love stories and acting is a way to tell stories. Everyone assumes I've done it my whole life.

Cody Horn

#34. I want Maggie Gyllenhaal. I don't know why. I don't think she necessarily looks like me or acts like me, I just think she's a cool actress and she could play me, so there you go.

Diablo Cody

#35. There's something about a roller coaster that triggers strong feelings, maybe because most of us associate them with childhood. They're inherently cinematic; the very shape of a coaster, all hills and valleys and sickening helices, evokes a human emotional response.

Diablo Cody

#36. I'm a pessimist by nature. I don't think things are ever going to work out, I'm not particularly ambitious.

Diablo Cody

#37. In my opinion, if you buy a ticket to see me you're buying experience. People don't want to see me stand there and play guitar, they want to party with us.

Cody Johnson

#38. Obviously the way that I talk and the way that I dress all has to do with the way that I was raised. As far as the drive, when I was 18 or 21 years old, everything I did was because I wanted to go play music simply because that's what I wanted to do.

Cody Johnson

#39. I myself identify as a recovering Blockhead. You'd be surprised how many twenty- and thirty-something hipster chicks have the NKOTB skeleton in their closet, albeit artfully concealed by stacks of Ksubi skinny jeans and ironic Judas Priest T-shirts.

Diablo Cody

#40. I've come to find more satisfaction and enjoyment in writing screenplays over the years because that's what I do primarily now.

Diablo Cody

#41. She's got the American boy in there!

Cody Young

#42. Speaking of Twitter, I don't even know if I composed a blog entry in 2009, as I was too busy parceling my every thought into cute 140-character sound bites. I used to only worry about being pithy for a living; now some of my best lines are wasted on a free app!

Diablo Cody

#43. I have a huge repertoire. I love karaoke.

Diablo Cody

#44. I think it's pretty obvious that women's stories are not necessarily being told in Hollywood and women are not necessarily being put in the leadership positions they deserve in mainstream film.

Diablo Cody

#45. I hear that 5 o'clock whistle in my mind like Fred Flintstone and I have to stop. I'm also not much of a morning writer. I have a sweet spot from about 11am to 4pm. But I really work during that time.

Diablo Cody

#46. Playing Chelsea on 'The Suite Life of Zack and Cody' really helped with my over-the-top comedy.

Brittany Curran

#47. There's something magical about spending a Sunday night watching real people at a deli, then watching fake people pretending to be real on TV, then engaging in (arguably) false interaction with (arguably) real people on the Internet. Never at any prior point in time has this been possible.

Diablo Cody

#48. Let it be said that the makeup artist at '90210' made me look better for the fake red carpet than I've ever looked on an actual red carpet.

Diablo Cody

#49. Cody was both ashamed and astonished to learn that it was actually possible to break a penis.

Evan Gilbert

#50. I feel like a nude little piece of white meat out here.

Cody Lundin

#51. Juno: WOOOAH! ....Dreeeaaam BIG!

Diablo Cody

#52. People with romantic illusions find it hard to make a living.

Liza Cody

#53. It's like walking on a 1970 blaze orange shag carpet in a kitchen.

Cody Lundin

#54. There's a weird cloud around you when you're recognizable. It was a brief window for me. I think you have to have a pathological need for attention of any type, negative or positive, to thrive in that kind of situation. And I only want compliments.

Diablo Cody

#55. I'm pretty goofy, I'll do anything for a laugh.

Cody Linley

#56. There's probably no experience more alienating than fame, other than a terminal illness, where you actually find yourself in a situation that nobody around you can relate to.

Diablo Cody

#57. His story remains behind, echoing inside me, a tale of impossible choices.

Cody McFadyen

#58. My publishing deal is out of Nashville, my management is split between Nashville and Texas, but we are also getting to play eight other states as well as Canada and Europe this year. I don't want to pigeon-hole myself. When people ask me if I'm Texas or Nashville, I tell them I am just Cody Johnson.

Cody Johnson

#59. Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad?
Mac MacGuff: What?
Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um ...
Mac MacGuff: *Or* ... ?
Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!

Diablo Cody

#60. My album was recorded in Nashville. It used to be all about "We're from Texas, forget Nashville," well you'll never hear me say that. Nashville isn't bad as long as you're true to yourself.

Cody Johnson

#61. He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Diablo Cody

#62. I don't have a terrible singing voice, but I also wouldn't call it 'good.' I can carry a tune.

Diablo Cody

#63. I've been meaning to write about the Rolling Stones, but I am the furthest thing from a hipster rock journalist.

Diablo Cody

#64. I wrote a screenplay for a 'Sweet Valley High' adaptation, and it's really amazing to me how many women who are my age have responded to the idea and are excited about the movie.

Diablo Cody

#65. You make a first impression and people never forget it. If people want to think of me as the wacky 'Juno' lady forever, I could think of worse ways to be labeled.

Diablo Cody

#66. I try to avoid Twitter. I occasionally can't resist the siren call of email.

Diablo Cody

#67. I think it's kind of a cool way to live - to find something to celebrate every day" -Cody Belle

Natalie Lloyd

#68. I do a nice sloppy first draft like everybody else. And then just work at it and work at it and groom it. I get input from other people.

Diablo Cody

#69. Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss

Diablo Cody

#70. Honestly, this will never happen because she's so much classier than me, but I would love to work with Sofia Coppola.

Diablo Cody

#71. Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

Diablo Cody

#72. Everybody knows that I'm not a snob when it comes to pop culture, obviously. I love reality shows.

Diablo Cody

#73. If you're thinking bout me, text 143 that means I Love You

Cody Simpson

#74. The people of a city blessed with all the good things nature has can grow smug about who they are, can find complacency in livability polls, as if we did a lot to deserve it.

Robin Cody

#75. I heard a rumor that I had ... left the earth

Cody Simpson

#76. This face was given to me by God!

Cody Rhodes

#77. I love those kids on 'The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.' I remember when they were little they looked like they were having so much fun just being kids. And that's how I was growing up and how I try to be.

Kellan Lutz

#78. My first trip to Canada has been great!

Cody Simpson

#79. For me, writing essays, prose and fiction is a great way to be self-indulgent.

Diablo Cody

#80. That was the trouble with lies: it was very important to remember them accurately when, generally, they were the things you most wanted to forget.

Liza Cody

#81. A large part of being a parent is a constant near certainty that you are screwing it up, and it is comforting to be able to spread the blame around.

Cody McFadyen

#82. If this whole writing thing doesn't work out, I'll be getting right back on the pole.

Diablo Cody

#83. Cody cut into a huge wedge of pie and gave some thought to food
to its inexplicable, loaded meaning in other people's lives. Couldn't you classify a person, he wondered, purely by examining his attitude toward food?

Anne Tyler

#84. Photo of POTUS mtg w speechwriters Cody Keenan and Jon Favreau today.

Pete Souza

#85. Having a ten-year-old daughter can be like living with a fairy. Something magical.

Cody McFadyen

#86. The two Weres circle each other, a bench between them. Suddenly, Cody lurched at Diego, grabbing him by the shirt, spinning him and slamming him into the wall causing bricks from the building to fall.

Kris Owens-Norris

#87. Ear demons are totally real," Cody said. "They're what make microphones like these ones work. They're also what tell you to eat the last slice of pie when you know Tia wanted it.

Brandon Sanderson

#88. It was this night that he told me the strange story of his youth with Dan Cody - told it to me because "Jay Gatsby" had broken up like glass against Tom's hard malice, and the long secret extravaganza was played out.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#89. We need to look for water. Water, water, water, water.

Cody Lundin

#90. Cody?" I said. "Why are you dead?" Tact. I got it.

Devon Monk

#91. You cant change the world, Just the role you play in it

Cody Cobb

#92. In my opinon, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.

Diablo Cody

#93. These days, the Rolling Stones still have an edge, but that fangs-out ferocity has mellowed considerably.

Diablo Cody

#94. I would never consent to a lame publicity stunt at a time when I already want to hide.

Diablo Cody

#95. I'm a third-generation American, so I like that American-looking, Northwestern style with a flannel or jean shirt.

Cody Horn

#96. I grew up in the Midwest; you don't know any screenwriters. It didn't seem like a realistic career possibility.

Diablo Cody

#97. It's like I'm in a closet in a college dorm room.

Cody Lundin

#98. Hollywood is a perpetual summerland, a temperate, godless yaw where the very word 'season' has been co-opted by television executives. There are few harbingers of winter here.

Diablo Cody

#99. Life is smoke, plain and simple; we just fool ourselves that it's otherwise. All it takes is one good gust and we float away and disappear, leaving behind only the scent of our passing in the form of memories.

Cody McFadyen

#100. The Creator has given me the strength to look forward in life, to embrace the beautiful and the positive. Now I truly walk in beauty.

Radmilla Cody

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