Cluetrain Manifesto Quotes

#1. To attain happiness in another world we need only to believe something, while to secure it in this world we must do something.

Charlotte Perkins Gilman

#2. Call anguish
anguish, and despair
despair; write both down in strong characters with a resolute pen: you will the better pay your debt to Doom.

Charlotte Bronte

#3. Men can never understand the fear of everlasting punishment that fills the souls of women and children. The orthodox religion, as drawn from the Bible and expounded by the church, is enough to drive the most imaginative and sensitive natures to despair and death.

Elizabeth Cady Stanton

#4. In any case, muffins that are only imaginary aren't liable to get stuck.

Thomas M. Disch

#5. There are three elements to perceived popularity. A student has to be visible, recognizable and influential.

Alexandra Robbins

#6. We (need to) get completely out of the way and allow Him to live His life through us in whatever way he chooses.

Eric Ludy

#7. Speak it till you reach it!

Michelle Cook-Hall

#8. It really is ironic that the saddest I'd ever been was when I had 'achieved' all the things I had wanted. I was so disgustingly thin, but I was so unhappy.

Lindsey Stirling

#9. I'm really passionate about pantomime because it is often the first introduction for a child to theatre, and if that child has a great experience at a pantomime they will continue to come year after year.

John Barrowman

#10. There is a need for expertise, for real expertise. I'm not doing much to help that cause, but I think we can find the healthy balance between intellectualism and anti-intellectualism. Jocks and nerds may come together, I believe it.

John Hodgman

#11. We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

Jon Stewart

#12. Your enemies still figure into God's plan. Their pulse is proof: God hasn't given up on them. They may be out of God's will, but not out of his reach. You honor God when you see them, not as his failures, but as his projects.

Max Lucado

#13. Silence is complicity. Speak now or surrender your ground.

Michelle Malkin