Close Shave Quotes

#1. If Hell were possible, it would be the shortest cut to the highest heaven. For verily God loveth.

Sri Aurobindo

#2. Why do we shave? It doesn't seem like a natural activity. There are no examples of shaving in nature. The only creature that comes close is the male South Pacific Groping Beetle, which sometimes, just before mating, will slap on a little Aqua Velva. But we think this resulted from atomic testing.

Dave Barry

#3. My mom and I were super close when I was a kid, her and I sort of ran off from her ex-husband. It wasn't such a good time for us and I remember listening to The Distillers with her. One time I actually asked her, 'Mom, can I shave my head into a mohawk?'

Hayley Williams

#4. Understand that you need to sell you and your ideas in order to advance your career, gain more respect, and increase your success, influence and income.

Jay Abraham

#5. UR LOCAL's under construction. Better watch out, traffic fines double.

Stephen King

#6. I love rehearsing, but a lot of directors don't, and some actors don't.

Viggo Mortensen

#7. Short term goals are often based on dissatisfaction, and actions based on dissatisfaction will eventually lead to a life of unhappiness.

Gudjon Bergmann

#8. And part of the soil is called to wash away In storms and streams shave close and gnaw the rocks. Besides, whatever the earth feeds and grows Is restored to earth. And since she surely is The womb of all things and their common grave, Earth must dwindle, you see and take on growth again.

Lucretius

#9. To learn to die is an heroic work.

Mercy Otis Warren