Clever Pun Quotes

#1. Do what? Come up with a clever pun referencing Jerome's demonic status? The truth is, I usually keep a stash of them on hand and -

Richelle Mead

#2. The main point is first get the right people on the bus (and wrong people off the bus) before you figure out where to drive it. The second key point is the degree of sheer rigor in people decisions in order to take a company from Good to Great.

James C. Collins

#3. In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame.

Phil Donahue

#4. Quit saying you don't have time. You have time for what you make time for in life.

Bryant H. McGill

#5. It doesn't matter what story we're telling, we're telling the story of family.

Erica Lorraine Scheidt

#6. When Chelsea was 9 months old, I was defeated for reelection in the Reagan landslide. And I became overnight, I think, the youngest former governor in the history of the country. We only had two-year terms back then.

William J. Clinton

#7. Fat girl, terrestrial, my summer, my night,
How is it I find you in difference, see you there
In a moving contour, a change not quite completed?
You are familiar yet an aberration.

Wallace Stevens

#8. I suppose, like most young people nowadays, boredom is what you dread most in the world, and yet, I can assure you, there are worse things.

Agatha Christie

#9. Of this blest man, let his just praise be given,
Heaven was in him, before he was in Heaven.

Izaak Walton

#10. The richest grace of ahimsa will descend easily upon the owner of hard discipline.

Mahatma Gandhi

#11. I was obsessed with country music when I was a kid, and it's definitely had a huge influence on the way I write songs. I was always attracted to songs that had a brilliant pun or a clever turn of phrase, but came from a dark, bitter place. As a writer, I've always gravitated towards that feeling.

Teddy Thompson