Cletus Quotes

#1. Jethro huffed a laugh and shook his head. "You know, Beau. You're a lot more like Cletus then you let on."

"Thank you." Beau grinned at me. "In lightof recent events, I'll take that as a compliment.

Penny Reid

#2. Yeah, see, and that proves my point. What killed Housini? A stupid accident. But for one moment of stupidity, he'd have grown old with his Bess and been happy as a big in shit. Notice I ain't young, and if I die, old Cletus would kick my ass for leaving him all alone down here. (Jack)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#3. You ask too many questions," snapped Cletus.
I kept my gaze on Roman. "that's because I get too few answers.

David Baldacci

#4. Cletus's famous sausage is famous." Cletus's

Penny Reid

#5. I'm not an expert," said Cletus. "I'm a scholar. There's a difference. An expert's a man who knows a great deal about his subject. A scholar's someone who knows all there is that's available to be known about it.

Gordon R. Dickson

#6. See, Cletus has this thing for cheese, but since he has no thumbs he has to have me give him his cheese on his food every night. If I die, no one else knows about Cletus and the cheese, and poor old Cletus would lose his mind. So I can't die until he does. See how that works? (Jack)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#7. Cletus Winston is madly in love with me. ***

Penny Reid

#8. A brief silence followed, during which the reality of my present situation crashed over me.

I was alone. I was alone with Cletus Winston. I was alone with Cletus Winston and no one knew where I was.

Oh. Shit.

Penny Reid

#9. Cletus takes a sizeable gulp from the bottle, then points at Arden. You'd learn something from that one, boy. She's a hard worker. A survivor. Gets things done. That girl doesn't know it, but she's going places in life.

Anna Banks

#10. Do you want to tell me what happened? Why were those bikers chasing you?" Jessica's gaze bounced between us.

"They were upset I switched their tampons with Depends." Cletus sounded so serious and reasonable, I almost believed him. And I'd been there.

Penny Reid

#11. Stop it." Cletus snapped his fingers in front of our faces. "I hate it when you two mind-meld through your eyeballs.

Penny Reid

#12. Allow me to take a moment to express my appreciation for Cletus Winston and his entrances.

Penny Reid

#13. Cletus's middle name wasn't "Evasive", but it should have been. Another

Penny Reid

#14. Waking or sleeping, it seemed that she constantly saw that dark body dropping, swift and silent, into the cold, grim sea.

Edgar Rice Burroughs

#15. Also, I preached to gangs on the streets of Manhattan, Brooklyn and the Bronx - and miracles began to happen.

David Wilkerson

#16. Half this game is 90 percent mental.

Danny Ozark

#17. I like rhyme because it is memorable, I like form because having to work to a pattern gives me original ideas.

Anne Stevenson

#18. Sitting cross-legged on the rug, puffing on a pipe, wearing a fat gold Rolex on his wrist, Khamenei asked the colonel, If we were to release all of you now, without any conditions, how long would it be before you could begin to supply us again with spare parts for our military forces?

Mark Bowden

#19. I like photographing the people I love, the people I admire, the famous, and especially the infamous. My last infamous subject was the extreme right wing French politician Jean-Marie Le Pen.

Helmut Newton

#20. Like the stocks of both Berkshire and Wesco to trade within hailing distance of what we think of as intrinsic value. When it runs up, we try to talk it down. That's not at all common in Corporate America, but that's the way we act.

Charlie Munger

#21. We are inspiration to one another

Lailah Gifty Akita

#22. Intelligence is overrated. Two dogs who sniff each others' butts learn more about each other in a moment than many humans understand about those they've known for a lifetime.

James Rozoff

#23. Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

Robert Byrne

#24. I'd kiss you but I don't want our beards to tangle.

Penny Reid

#25. In life you need to take a risk.

Stefano Gabbana

#26. Grandpa?" Declan raised his eyebrows.
"We keep him in the shed out back," Jack said helpfully. "So he doesn't eat dog brains.

Ilona Andrews

#27. It wouldn't be very ladylike to punch a guy in the balls, but it isn't very manlike to harass a woman because she has different parts and a sweet face.

Caroline George

#28. Passion will always move you in the direction of your authentic self.

Danielle LaPorte

#29. He's carrying his left leg, which, to be honest, is his only leg.

Steve Coppell

#30. What do you love to fulfill in life?

Lailah Gifty Akita