Top 20 Classic Television Quotes
#1. Television is what made It's a Wonderful Life the classic it is today.
Leonard Maltin
#2. The most telling thing about 'Fargo,' both the now-classic movie and the television series, is that it doesn't take place in Fargo.
Steve Erickson
#3. You staked a vampire with a number two pencil."
"I didn't actually check the number."
- Shane Collins and Claire Danvers from Morganville Vampires
Rachel Caine
#5. There have been systems of religion where the mother is the prime parent, the source, and she's really a more immediate parent than the father, because one is born from the mother ... so that the image of the woman is the image of the world.
Joseph Campbell
#6. If you don't know what to do, don't do anything.
Desi Arnaz
#7. I was fired from my television job, simple as that. Well, downsized, really, a classic 1990s situation.
Lee Child
#8. Tantrums are not bad behavior. Tantrums are an expression of emotion that became too much for the child to bear. No punishment is required. What your child needs is compassion and safe, loving arms to unload in.
Rebecca Eanes
#9. That's why there is such alienation, depression, and despair in our society - because the means we're employing doesn't lead to the ends we desire, no matter how hard we work, nor how much "stuff" we accumulate.
Tim DeChristopher
#10. I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End ... '
Tim Vine
#11. There's a new television generation coming in every five or 10 years, and the classic stories stand up to being redone.
Rebecca Eaton
#12. I wish the state of enthusiasm I am now in may last, for today I FELT there is a God. I have been devotional and my mind has been led away from the follies that it is mostly wrapped up in.
Elizabeth Fry
#13. We didn't have to talk, and it wasn't awkward. We were just two lonely, out of place people sharing a holiday with junk food from the vending machine and a Claymation classic on the television." oh and later "I guess its a good thing we found each other then.
J.M. Richards Tall Dark Streak Of Lightning
#14. You know, you are a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.
Chris Boucher
#15. You have to love. You have to feel. It is the reason you are here on earth. You are here to risk your heart.
Louise Erdrich
#16. I'm sorry, I'm still stuck on you losing your head."
"I didn't lose it. It was stolen.
Derek Landy
#17. Others may prefer mindless entertainment, but on Sunday nights, you'll find me parked right in front of my television, munching popcorn and improving my intellect by watching 'Masterpiece Classic.'
Teresa Medeiros
#18. The first dumb idea was to do it at all - to take 'Fargo,' this beloved classic, and turn it into a television show. The second dumb idea, when you do it and it works, was to throw everything out and start again.
Noah Hawley
#19. When I die, Dublin will be written on my heart.
James Joyce
#20. Reality Television is the 'Howard Stern-ation' of all that is bad with our media today
Manny Pacheco
