Classic Lash Quotes

#1. Phyllis Diller came through a mine field of male comedians when she arrived on the comedy scene and she defused them all. She won her place in the Hall of Comedy as the First Lady. I will miss her.

Tim Conway

#2. U.K. citizens fleeing the Middle East and Japan have been allowed to take their animal companions with them on evacuation flights. The U.S. is not so civilized, and that's a blot on our national copybook.

Ingrid Newkirk

#3. They'll find out whatever it is you want most in the world and give it to you - with a sting in the tail of the gift that will make you regret you ever wanted it in the first place.

Cassandra Clare

#4. I love this man sitting before me now, because I do not possess him and he does not possess me. We are free in our mutual surrender; I need to repeat this dozens, hundreds, millions of times, until I finally believe my own words.

Paulo Coelho

#5. When you find your direction, check to make sure that it is the right one.

Epictetus

#6. Read some good, heavy, serious books just for discipline: Take yourself in hand and master yourself.

W.E.B. Du Bois

#7. With few exceptions the pietists are assigned a minor role in the creation of the Arab Empire.

Bernard Lewis

#8. Because of the Cross, God can be both just towards sin and yet mercifully justifying to sinners.

Timothy Keller

#9. The moment I'm perceived to be even a tiny bit successful, my career will go down the pan.

Toby Young