Clark Griswold Quotes

#1. There are three stages to a man's life. 1. He laughs at Clark Griswold. 2. He sympathizes deeply with Clark Griswold. 3. He laughs at Clark Griswold.

James Lileks

#2. I'm the one flunking out of this goddam place, and you're asking me to write you a goddam composition.

J.D. Salinger

#3. It is never too late to be who you might have been. It is always possible

Steve Miller

#4. I'm a real food know-it-all.

Arthur Schwartz

#5. Years from now, when cinephiles are asked to name the movies' golden age, they'll say it was when Cate Blanchett was in them.

Richard Corliss

#6. They used to call me Cam-bones because I was so skinny.

Cameron Richardson

#7. I think we need to get the measurements that Congress has mandated from the White House on how we're going to determine progress in Afghanistan.

Jeanne Shaheen

#8. We all start out equal, little blobs of blood and muscle. It's a set-up of awesome potential.

Daniel Lugo

#9. Where conflicting interests must be reconciled, the question shall always be answered from the standpoint of the greatest good of the greatest number in the long run.

Gifford Pinchot

#10. I just can't stop Francesca. I do not know how to walk away from you.

D.C. Gambel

#11. Bull-fluff. You didn't break up with a girlfriend of a whole year because of stuff.

Gemma Halliday