Churchwardens Quotes

#1. The number of choirboys indecently assaulted annually by vicars and churchwardens may lead you to suppose that England is a deeply religious country. I

Tom Sharpe

#2. The military has a very prickly relationship with the press.

Tim Hetherington

#3. I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Or, as it's known to Native Americans - Sarcastic You're Welcomesgiving.

Stephen Colbert

#4. I am never satisfied with myself and that is what keeps me going - I have no post-satisfaction.

Karl Lagerfeld

#5. But the key to our marriage is the capacity to give each other a break. And to realize that it's not how our similarities work together; it's how our differences work together.

Michael J. Fox

#6. It is good to laugh. Laughter is spiritual relaxation.

Abdu'l- Baha

#7. The bond with a dog is as lasting as the ties of this Earth can ever be.

Konrad Lorenz

#8. I want to re-establish the people's trust in the office of president.

Andrej Kiska

#9. The longer I live, the more I have come to value the gift of eloquence. Every American youth, if he desires for any purpose to get influence over his countrymen in an honorable way, will seek to become a good public speaker.

George Frisbie Hoar

#10. You have spent most of the past sixteen or more years learning to read and write. People who can do those things well, as you can, are miracles and, in my opinion, entitle us to suspect that we may be civilized after all.

Kurt Vonnegut

#11. Christ beats his drum, but he does not press men; Christ is served with voluntaries.

John Donne

#12. His laugh sands the rough edge inside me, and I smile.

Corrine Jackson

#13. An odd contradiction, if the layman were correct in his unconscious assumption that an artist begins with reality and ends with art: the converse is true - to the degree that this dichotomy has any truth - the artist begins with art, and through it arrives at reality.

Robert Motherwell

#14. Be truly whole, and all things will return to you.

Laozi