Chrysanthou Shop Quotes

#1. I knew it ... I'm surrounded by assholes!

Mel Brooks

#2. It is wonderful what an insight into domestic economy being really hard up gives one.

Jerome K. Jerome

#3. Whatever age you are when you're first burned is old enough to lose hope that you'll ever get excited about anybody else.

Daria Snadowsky

#4. It is easily and often overlooked that when Thomas Jefferson asserted that life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness were inalienable human rights, he did so on the ground that they had been endowed by God, our Creator.

Tom Stoppard

#5. In order to be true to one's conscience and true to God, a righteous man has no alternative but to refuse to cooperate with an evil system.

Martin Luther King Jr.

#6. I don't want to throw rice. I want to throw rocks.

Dolly Parton

#7. Even putting aside the culturally indoctrinated terror that someone in America will assume that two men engage in sodomy behind barely closed doors, there simply isn't an elegant way of asking someone of your gender to hang out for the first time.

Thomm Quackenbush

#8. Unfortunately, mortal life is very fragile, and very short. Yours could be shorter than usual.

Rachel Caine