Christmas Vacation Shirt Quotes

#1. As a member of the House Select Committee on Intelligence, I will be participating in several hearings on the startling revelations contained in the report.

Charles Bass

#2. All religions begin with the cry Help.

William James

#3. There are so many random questions in life, but the important ones harldy have a random answer.

Shannon L. Alder

#4. Runny's Nicpic
One day Runny Babbit
Met little Franny Fog.
He said, "Let's have a nicpic
Down by the lollow hog."
He brought some cutter bookies,
Some teanuts and some pea.
And what did Franny Fog bring?
Her whole fog framily.

Shel Silverstein

#5. My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that.

Trey Parker

#6. The toughest thing about managing is knowing your personnel and what it can give you under all conditions.

Walter Alston

#7. It's cool when fans spend so much time making things for me. It means a lot.

Justin Bieber

#8. He stops rocking and looks into my eyes. We're inches apart and I'm mesmerized by the tiny flecks of indigo in his blue eyes. A girl could drown in those eyes. And it wouldn't be the worst way to go.

Lisa Daily

#9. Some people will burn your world into ashes and yet the smoke from the singe would still be in love with them,

Novoneel Chakraborty

#10. Talking about feelings to a man will feel like work. When he's with a woman, he wants it to feel like fun.

Sherry Argov

#11. I was always admiring people who seemed to conduct themselves with ease in the world. Maybe that's a great gift to give your kids if you can do that. Because they can move through the world without neurosis, this anxiety about everything, which our own parents gave us.

Peter Capaldi

#12. This floor is a cold floor. I should get up off this floor. There's still a fat fellow over there, and he's pointing a pistol at my heart.

Salmon Rushdie

#13. The greatest dilemma man has to face is figuring out what to do with his time

Sunday Adelaja

#14. I would rather write a book without a title if my true friend chooses to live in a million dollar home in London and acts foreign.

Duop Chak Wuol