Christmas Sarcasm Quotes

#1. I stood for almost an hour in a line of shuffling, bitter - eyed late mailers (Christmas is such a carefree, low - pressure time - that's one of the things I love about it), ...

Stephen King

#2. But I do believe in the paranormal, that there are things our brains just can't understand.

Art Bell

#3. It's a Christmas miracle. I had no tree. Now I have a forest.

Richelle Mead

#4. Nicholas is gay, isn't he," she says, her voice dripping with dejection.
I shrug, again remembering his proposition from last night. "Not necessarily. The jury's still out. There's hope for a Christmas wedding yet," I tell her.

L. H. Cosway

#5. Hey. So. You're the new cook?" Oof, yes, ask the guy cooking if he's the new cook.
"Yeah! Isn't this place amazing?"
"There ... was no sarcasm in that statement. I'm confused.

Kiersten White

#6. Understanding is a constant process of losing and regaining one's balance.

Marty Rubin

#7. The term religious cleansing is an accurate and effective way of expressing the current hostility and bigotry toward all civic expressions of religion ... these religious cleansers use political and legal means of containment. They are America's new anti-faith bigots.

Jay Sekulow

#8. At this time of year it's easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity - the lies, the corruption, the abuse.

Banksy

#9. To love someone is easy. To keep it is a risk

Natasja Hellenthal

#10. When you get into your 40s, the roles do tend to drop off, and I've seen it happening to friends of mine. Hopefully it is improving, and there are female TV executives now who are championing women of all ages in leading roles. But I'm not counting on it.

Keeley Hawes

#11. Writing has freed me from the despair of living.

Anita Brookner

#12. Renny was smarter and funnier and more original than they'd ever be, but he was thirteen. He was at the brutal age when many kids would sell all their uniqueness in their character for the right pair of shoes.

Francine Pascal

#13. How you felt?" he asks, still looking like he's trying to hide a smirk.

"Oh, shut up. I'm going now. I'm sorry I bothered you, your Highness of Reindeerness," I say, with more than a little sarcasm. "I promise not to ever disturb you again.

Candi Kay

#14. I'm not going to sit for some painting. That's so 1800s. I'm not doing that.

Jason Chaffetz

#15. That the only Indians who went on trial were

Katherine Boo

#16. When we ascribe credit for an invention, determining who should be most noted by history, one criterion is looking at whose contributions turned out to have the most influence.

Walter Isaacson

#17. Guilt is the major motivating force in my life.

Linda Barnes

#18. If you think you can - you can !
If you think you can not - you can not !
And either way ... you are right !

Shiv Khera

#19. The great Creator to revere
Must sure become the creature;
But still the preaching cant forbear,
And ev'n the rigid feature:
Yet ne'er with wits profane to range
Be complaisance extended;An atheist laugh's a poor exchange
For deity offended.

Robert Burns