Christmas Cracker Quotes

#1. If I wasn't acting, I have no clue what I'd be doing 'cause I have no other talent.

Morgan Freeman

#2. When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you love it.

Caitlyn Siehl

#3. He had to raise his voice to be heard over the wind. 'That Might be our future in that box.'
'The future is ours to take, Jack we don't need anybody to give it to us.' Walker looked out through the windows at the lake. It was immense.

Jack McDevitt

#4. Evolution could so easily be disproved if just a single fossil turned up in the wrong date order. Evolution has passed this test with flying colours.

Richard Dawkins

#5. In Hollywood, she's revered, she gets nominated for Oscars, but I've never heard anyone in the public or among my friends say, 'Oh, I love Winona Ryder.'

Jennifer Lopez

#6. Restaurants get you in with food to sell you liquor; religions get you in with belief to sell you rules.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

#7. To me, patriotism is about working ethically and wholeheartedly in our chosen field.

N. R. Narayana Murthy

#8. I was in about in the 8th grade when I started recording R&B, so much of what was on was the Motown sound, and The Beatles had pretty much come over and taken America by storm.

Betty Wright

#9. It brings joy in sorrow, victory in battle, light to darkness, life to the dead. That is the power of the blood-red jewel which men honor with the name The Philosopher's Stone.

Hiromu Arakawa

#10. I was a sportsman for years. I've always had a physical background. I've always had an interest in boxing and fighting. To get physical in films is a dream. I love it.

Jason Statham

#11. I'm dating myself, but this was before Jesus Christ. We worshiped a God named Sashatiba, who had five eyes, including one on the Adam's apple.

David Sedaris

#12. The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.

Don Herold

#13. She stood breast-high amid the corn Clasp'd by the golden light of morn, Like the sweetheart of the sun, Who many a glowing kiss had won.

Thomas Hood

#14. Sex & Money
The Warden of the Order of Silence
(Kensington: The Settlement Press, n.d.)

'...all the troubles of human life can be grouped under one or other of these words.

Russell Ash