Christmas Cake Quotes

#1. My bitterness is not an abstract substance, it is as solid as a Christmas cake; I can cut it in slices and hand it round and there is still plenty left, for tomorrow.

Caitlin Thomas

#2. Coincidentally, a good age for a Japanese girl is younger than twenty five, because that's when she turns into a 'Christmas Cake'. Christmas cakes, as everyone knows, are desirable before the twenty fifth but afterward quickly become stale and are put on the shelf.

Andrew Davidson

#3. Everything you need to know is within you. Listen. Feel. Trust the body's wisdom.

Dan Millman

#4. Here, we tell the story: why the people came here, what they did when they got here, going back to the Native Americans and coming all the way forward.

Robert Patterson

#5. I feel bad about that, that I worship celebrities ... but their moods create weather.

Maria Bamford

#6. Even the most malignant gods would not continue to inflict life upon humanity, time without end.

Taylor Caldwell

#7. Any self-respecting entrepreneur has borrowed money from their mother at some point.

Kevin Plank

#8. Next time I'm taking down hellhounds for you, I'll remember to tone down the pretty.

Pippa DaCosta

#9. Successful investing is about owning businesses and reaping the huge rewards provided by the dividends and earnings growth of our nation's - and, for that matter, the world's - corporations.

John C. Bogle

#10. I got up one Christmas morning and we didn't have nothing to eat. We didn't have an apple, we didn't have an orange, we didn't have a cake, we didn't have nothing.

Muddy Waters

#11. The ultimate in longevity is the Christmas fruitcake. It is a cake made during the holidays with fruits that make it heavier than the stove it is cooked in.

Erma Bombeck

#12. My stomach rumbles.
Plates of cookies, cake, and fudge.
Christmastime is here.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#13. All families had their special Christmas food. Ours was called Dutch Bread, made from a dough halfway between bread and cake, stuffed with citron and every sort of nut from the farm - hazel, black walnut, hickory, butternut.

Paul Engle

#14. Playfulness. We've baked Mallomars and Rice Krispies treats, made milkshakes, and even built a macaron cake in the shape of a Christmas tree. These items remind people of their childhood; we just re-create them with adult flavors.

David Castle