Christianese Comedy Quotes

#1. I find myself very, very happy to be a weird writer.

Rachel

#2. In other words: don't hide your differences, but shout about them. Be proud of them.

John Hegarty

#3. I don't have the desire to be the best standup in the UK but I do have the desire to be the best at everything else I do in terms of writing and acting.

Doc Brown

#4. There is nothing holy nor sacred to those who have abandoned God and reason in order to follow their perverse desires.

Francois Rabelais

#5. What was the promise with the head sick?

F Scott Fitzgerald

#6. soldier's first duty, his reason for being, is not to fight. Fighting is the final recourse for any civilized people. His duty is not even to preserve the peace; that is a police officer's job,

Evan Currie

#7. Lust, Greed, Anger, Attachment - These are all paths to hell.

Neem Karoli Baba

#8. She knew that the world was plainly divided into those who fought an unrelenting battle to live, and those who surrendered and died. This was a simple fact.

Elizabeth Gilbert

#9. It's important for all people, and not just people in bands, to speak out on social justice issues. That means journalists or plumbers have just as much of a responsibility to do that as artists.

Serj Tankian

#10. I'm the kind of person that when I saw a lack of African Americans in the apparel business, that was something I set out to do, and I lead by example.

Daymond John