Chris Morris Quotes

#1. The weaker I am, the harder I must lean on God's grace; the harder I lean on him, the stronger I discover him to be, and the bolder my testimony to his grace.

Joni Eareckson Tada

#2. The coffers are full of money and equipment for the Ferguson Police and the Missouri National Guard to put down a potential uprising, but no money for actually uplifting the people of Ferguson, St. Louis, Missouri and around the nation.

Jesse Jackson

#3. Life is never incomplete if it is an honorable one. At whatever point you leave life, if you leave it in the right way, it is whole.

Seneca The Younger

#4. The great secret of getting what you want from life is to know whay you want and believe you can have it. Always do something for others, then ask God to help you get at it.

Norman Vincent Peale

#5. Don't rebel, but give God the opportunity to change your life and help you over the problems of youth, for they are many.

Billy Graham

#6. So it always has been; so shall it be, life sucks, then you die.

Stephen King

#7. One of my co-workers at Ralph Lauren heard about the show, and when she got back to the office, said; Carson, you have to call Bravo. They're doing a show. You're perfect for it.

Carson Kressley

#8. The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out.

Chris Morris

#9. No matter how heinous someone's behaviour, if you make them a comic character, you can't expect people to hate them.

Chris Morris

#10. People sort of imagine Chris Morris and me sitting somewhere dark, with dripping taps and chilling background music. In fact, we like to sit on his roof in the sunshine - and there's an endless amount of just sitting there, going, 'So, erm, er, what shall we do?'

Peter Baynham

#11. I just feel tired now if people are shocked. If it's not for you, just don't bloody watch it.

Chris Morris

#12. You see young people, or kids, and they're fascinated by the way people talk. And that's great. But eventually you get to the point where you think, 'You know what? I don't care how you talk, I'm just listening to what you're saying.'

Chris Morris

#13. I like working on action films, and I like working on movies that are comic book based because they're things I watched or loved as a kid.

Megan Fox

#14. I stopped snowboarding as I started to recognize symptoms that corresponded with radiation sickness when at high altitude ski resorts.

Steven Magee

#15. There are works of fiction which seek to explain jihadi terrorists as the militant wing of Amnesty International. I don't buy that.

Chris Morris

#16. A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire.

Chris Morris

#17. When people say 'love to hate', they actually mean 'love to be appalled by' - if they truly hated them, they'd never repeat a catch phrase.

Chris Morris

#18. Don't judge me for escaping the stresses and cruelty of the world differently than you do.

Dan Pearce

#19. You can only maintain your interest if you're travelling more in ignorance than knowledge.

Chris Morris

#20. If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. The country would have a nervous breakown.

Chris Morris

#21. God will NEVER give YOU something SOMEBODY ELSE is supposed to have

Tyrese Gibson

#22. We've had it checked and it reads like the ramblings of a drugged donkey

Chris Morris

#23. I'm a huge, huge fan of Chris Morris. I think he's a genius, and it is not a word I use very often. I think he's fantastic.

Robert Webb

#24. The pursuit of approval usually ends in disaster.

Chris Morris

#25. Never to talk about oneself is a very refined form of hypocrisy.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#26. The paintings live because their creator has been passionately attentive to their theme, and his attention has left something for us to look at. It seems a sort of miracle.

Lucian Freud