Chowkidar 1974 Quotes

#1. Life is a gamble, we scramble for money,
I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny.

Prodigy

#2. You are more likely to learn something by finding surprises in your own behavior than by hearing surprising facts about people in general.

Daniel Kahneman

#3. I don't hit women. Ever. But Marissa makes me wish that, for about ten seconds, I weighed a hundred pounds less and had tits. Not only is her interruption untimely, now shes' going to screw up the rest of my night, too.

M. Leighton

#4. As we're staggering out of the hospital, I don't remember doing this because I was still high, but apparently I turned to the entire operating room staff and screamed "Hey! I'd better not see this on YouTube!"

Bill Engvall

#5. You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.

Johnny Vegas

#6. Of course, my Christmas is (so much more) gorgeous and romantic (than Germany's)!! And unlike the rest of the world, we leave wine behind for Santa Claus!"
"So Santa-san is delivering gifts to children while driving under the influence ... ?

Hidekaz Himaruya

#7. It is not what we do but how we feel doing what we do that matters.

Abdulazeez Henry Musa

#8. Radical Christianity is not going on a missions trip or a big conference. Radical Christianity is staying steady for decades.

Mike Bickle

#9. The seeds of greatness are ideas you learn from people who've been great in their service to others.

Denis Waitley

#10. I love comedy because I'm naturally a very silly person.

Tamala Jones

#11. When you look at pain as material it makes all the difference in the world. I thought, the pain that is too big to be eased by its use as material would be a pain I couldn't (and wouldn't want to) even imagine.

Francesca Lia Block