Chowhound Recipes Quotes

#1. [Misquotation; not by Einstein.] If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker. [Apparently remorseful for his role in the development of the atom bomb.]

Albert Einstein

#2. Find a man who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who will ... stay awake just to watch you sleep...
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats.

Colin Martin

#3. They ought to put an amendment to the First Amendment that says there shall also be freedom of hearing.

Tom Smothers

#4. I don't drink liquor, but I do like chocolate ice cream soda.

Anne Meara

#5. I am State Senator Russell Pearce, the author of SB1070, which was signed by Governor Jan Brewer. Fear mongering and misinformation is the tool of the Left against this common sense legislation.

Russell Pearce

#6. It's always about the music, never about anything else.

Eddie Van Halen

#7. I've got the weed, Jane said, and we all laughed the way you laugh when you're trying to be brave in the face of something that scares you.

Emily M. Danforth

#8. Come with me. I dare you to come with me. Next month, next year, whenever. I dare you to come with me when I go. And stay with me, stay with me always.

Penny Reid

#9. It's like what flight attendants tell you about the oxygen masks that plop down in an emergency: First you put yours on, and then you put it on the child next to you. She

Francisco X Stork

#10. No one should do a job he can do in his sleep.

Cory Doctorow

#11. Even St. Teresa said, "I can pray better when I'm comfortable," and she refused to wear her haircloth shirt or starve herself. I don't think living in cellars and starving is better for an artist than it is for anybody else.

Katherine Anne Porter