Top 6 Chortles Quotes

#1. I am the most unselfish chef in Britain today.

Gordon Ramsay

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#2. Our eyes met across the crowded room, like in the movies, except we didn't share a knowing smile and race into each other's arms. Instead I fell into the trash can.

Julie Anne Peters

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#3. The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.

Garrison Keillor

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#4. All the home I know is a hotel. Why, I don't even have a dog ... I don't know the first thing about cooking or taking care of a house.

Pearl White

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#5. Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.

Joan Rivers

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#6. After each war there is a little less democracy to save.

Brooks Atkinson

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