Chortles Evilly Quotes

#1. God doesn't work through us because we're flawless; rather, He works through us in spite of our imperfections.

Aiden Wilson Tozer

#2. I feel myself getting buried in what we are, what we make each other feel and I don't care. It's so good. What we have, what we feel is so fucking good.

Karina Halle

#3. Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God.

Don Rickles

#4. Forgive, but don't forget

Tupac Shakur

#5. My immediate family was always very supportive. It was my own fear of the rest of the world not accepting me, the rest of our society not accepting my wish to be an actor.

Lupita Nyong'o

#6. SPIT ALL OVER SOMEONE WITH A MOUTHFUL OF MILK IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR PERSONALITY FAST.

Jenny Holzer

#7. Real cowboys don't line dance. We like to dance nice and close. Close enough to polish our belt buckles.

Cat Johnson

#8. When we appropriate money from the public funds to pay for vaccinating a horde of negroes, we do not do it because we have any sympathy for them or because we crave their blessings, but simply because we don't want them to be falling ill of smallpox

H.L. Mencken

#9. I'm not retired, I will continue directing films and doing fight choreography. I won't stop.

Yuen Woo-ping

#10. I notice where Death has been introduced, he frequently calls, making it desirable to forestall his advances.

Emily Dickinson

#11. Libido, fascination, too much oral defecation. White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy.

Marilyn Manson

#12. Sometimes the bravest thing in the world was to sit through the night and feel the cold in your bones.

Tim O'Brien

#13. The day after I became king, S'yan offered a single piece of wisdom. 'Power lies not in what a king does, but in what his subjects believe he might do.' This was profound. For it meant that the majesty of kings lay in their mystique... not in their might.

Ta-Nehisi Coates

#14. Unjustly men hate death, which is the greatest defence against their many ills.

Aeschylus