Chopped Salad Quotes

#1. Be able to cite three good qualities of every relative or acquaintance that you dislike.

Marilyn Vos Savant

#2. As far as the gambling debts on there, not one cent was any type of sports betting. It's just something obviously I'm not proud of because it drags a lot of other people into this than I'd want. It's something I'm continuing to deal with.

Darren McCarty

#3. You've got a chemistry class; I want a piece of your mind;
You don't know what you started when you mixed it up with mine ...

Elvis Costello

#4. Wouldn't it be totally wrong and irresponsible of someone like the Apostle John, and especially the Apostle Paul, not to include any mention of hell or eternal torment in their books? And even moreso in the book of Acts, where the Good News is being proclaimed to Jew and Gentile alike?

Julie Ferwerda

#5. He was frigging Dionysus! The man who invented the three-way! He'd had sex every possible way known to man. He'd made improvements to the Kama Sutra. And he was suffering from a major case of wet noodle.

Rosanna Leo

#6. And you're beautiful. You'd have to work pretty hard to mess that up.

Jennifer Echols

#7. That which is below is like that which is above, and that which is above is like that which is below, to perform the miracles of one only thing.

Hermes Trismegistus

#8. A work of art doesn't need to provide complete answers in order to succeed. It needs only to excite us into asking questions and give us a place to think about them while we become involved in other people's lives.

Christopher Bram

#9. It was a shame, but as Ron said, you couldn't have everything in life..

J.K. Rowling

#10. There are people who prefer to look their fate in the eye

Albert Camus

#11. Waves tossed themselves against the shore, dragging grit and sand between their nails as they were slowly pulled back out to sea.

Holly Black

#12. I wear [socks and underwear] once and throw them out. Even when I'm home ... I wouldn't think of washing them.

JC Chasez

#13. I came on the intro with 'The Rapture.' If you know what the rapture is, it's the coming of Jesus, and I had to take it off because of what happened ... I had the destruction, the bombs, and ... the world coming to a end, so it had to come off.

Erick Sermon