Chop Wood Carry Water Quotes

#1. Before enlightenment; chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment; chop wood, carry water.

Gautama Buddha

#2. Man should not consider his material possessions as his own, but as common to all, so as to share them without hesitation when others are in need

Thomas Aquinas

#3. We have made Christianity too easy.

Billy Graham

#4. I know that one of the great arts that the writer develops is the art of saying, 'No. No, I'm finished. Bye.' And leaving it alone. I will not write it into the ground. I will not write the life out of it. I won't do that.

Maya Angelou

#5. I would feel the urge to attack people, to bite them; they'd all be walking McBloodburgers to me.

Charlaine Harris

#6. Exercise is the worst thing in the world and as bad an invention as gunpowder.

Horace Walpole

#7. Let us respect gray Lairs, but, above all, our own.

Jean Antoine Petit-Senn

#8. With these three qualities, it cannot be made the subject of description; and hence we blend them together and obtain The One.

Lao-Tzu

#9. When I chop wood, I chop wood. When I carry water, I carry water.

Layman Pang

#10. I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."

Steven Wright

#11. When every one of your arguments is characterized an attempt to bring back slavery or resegregate lunch counters, it's a little hard to have any sort of productive debate.

Ann Coulter

#12. I have always advocated for funding and programs that increase our productivity and competitiveness.

George Allen